Weed Is No Big Deal Copypasta

People act like weed is no big deal, but just like anything else that is a drug, too much of a good thing becomes "not good" anymore. I used to be a morning-to-night pot smoker; it got so bad my wife left me because I was spending all our money on the devil's lettuce. That, and hardcore pornography. Things really went south one night when I was packing a bowl and she caught me partying with the live scorpions in my pants pockets I used to live with back then, and she finally moved out, and into my brother's house. My brother was the guy who used to help me braid my ponytail and was also my main promoter during my years where I mouth-worked the glory hole at the local cul-de-sac. Also one time I made love to a bowl of fresh-from-the-microwave hot sauce.

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