Weimar's Weird Wacky Wankventure
Author's note: I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm basically out of good Trollpasta ideas.
This is the great great journey of a man called Weimar. (Nothing to do with the Weimar Republic, you idiot.) Weimar is an Irish man who wears a black suit, and a fedora. He lives a simple life; he rides his hyper-powered BollockMobile (tm) all around the Wankish countryside and builds these tall buildings.
On this day, he is building this big building in the sky, and all of that jazz, but then a magic weird man comes about named SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY. He is a clown man who looks a little bit like Michael Jackson.
"HOHOOO!!!" he shouts "IT IS I, SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY. I SHALL GIVE YUO (not gonna bother fixing that) A MAGICAL ANAL PROBE!!!"
"Shut up bro" Weimar replies, annoyed with SCHMOIKEY.
SCHMOIKEY lets out a grunt and says "Man you are a fucking [slur]"
The people of the Universe let out loud gasps!
"SCHMOIKEY!" Weimar yells "You can't say that kind of word!"
"Says who?"
"Says God!"
Then, lightning strikes and Rick Santorum appears (Note: His last name must ALWAYS be bold and italic. If you don't do this he will come down and shove his boot up your hole so far you'll be tasting the leather.)
"WHO DARES SAY THE HOMOPHOBIC F WORD?" Santorum shouts, his voice strong and deep.
"What's this, now?" SCHMOIKEY yells.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR USING SUCH A DISGUSTING WORD!" Santorum shouts into the ear of SCHMOIKEY.
"Uh, can I leave?" Weimar asks.
"Yes, you can." Santorum replies.
Then, Santorum rips SCHMOIKEY WOIKEY into a billion pieces, killing him INSTANTLY!
To be continued in Weimar 2: Electric Boogaloo and maybe Weimar 3: Electric Boogalee! Yes, the sequels will feature more Weimar.
Written by Defiatron13391
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