Where Hot Air is made of
Somewhere in Mushroom Kingdom, there lies a schoolhouse. But not just a schoolhouse, it's Peach's House of Expanding Education, where the Toads are taught various methods of inflation. Today is the 4th of July, and come morning, they are already prepped for the holiday.
In a classroom, the Mushroom Kingdom princess herself is teaching Hot Air Suits 101 with some Toads, along with her assistant Rosalina.
Peach: Welcome aboard to Hot Air Suits 101. My name is Princess Peach, and I will be your instructor.
Rosalina: My name is Rosalina, and I will be her assistant.
Peach: Now some of you may already know about Hot Air Suits, but to those of you who are new, we will be teaching you about the rubber surface of said Hot Air Suit.
Rosalina: Our inflatee will demonstrate the usage of the Hot Air Suit.
Peach: Wait a minute, where is our inflatee?
Rosalina: Yeah, she should have been here at the beginning of classes.
The door was then open, and Daisy rushed in with her stuff while eating a hot dog.
Daisy: (mouthful) Sorry I'm late. There were free hot dogs outside.
Daisy gulped her hot dog.
Peach: That's not until after class, Daisy.
Rosalina: Wait till we're done.
Daisy: Awww.
Peach: But you are just in time to test your Hot Air Suit to the class.
They gave her a yellow Hot Air Suit and she took it on.
Daisy: It fits like a glove!
Peach: Now we are going to inflate the suit, class. Watch and learn.
Rosalina got out an air tank and took the hose into Daisy's suit.
Peach: Is everybody ready? Let's take notes.
Rosalina turned on the air tank and Daisy's suit began to swell up.
Daisy: Whoa, boy!
Peach: As the suit fills up with air, the suit starts to stretch out to make more room. The more air going in the suit, the bigger the suit gets.
Rosalina: Isn't it fascinating?
Peach: Observe as I turn up the pressure.
Peach turned the valve again and air came faster into Daisy's Hot Air Suit.
Daisy: Okay, I'm getting quite big here.
Rosalina: Not yet, Daisy.
Peach: When the suit inflates in a room, it can take up space.
After a while, they turned the tank off and Daisy's suit is the size of a teacher's desk.
Daisy: Is it over?
Rosalina: We've barely began.
Peach: Where there's a Hot Air Suit, there's also power-ups.
Daisy: Power-ups?
Peach got out a fire flower and shot fireballs at Daisy's suit.
Daisy: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow ow! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Suddenly, Daisy's suit began to swell up once more.
Peach: As you can see, fire makes the suit expand as it takes high temperatures.
Daisy: I'm getting too hot here. You wanna give the class its lessons or roast me into a giant turkey?!
Peach: Oops.
Now Daisy's suit is the size of more than half of the classroom.
Rosalina: Oh dear. I think we may have to take this class outside.
Peach: A swell idea. Daisy's getting a little too big for this next lesson.
They went outside and it was a sunny day, yet the class continued their lectures.
Peach: And now for the best lesson that you'll learn: Purple P-Balloons.
Daisy: Oh no...
Peach: Unlike the other P-Balloons, this kind inflates your clothes when hit.
Rosalina: We will demonstrate by using these Purple P-Balloons on Daisy's suit. A word of advice: This effect may stack up when more balloons are used on the same person.
Daisy: Uh, girls?
Peach and Rosalina began to throw Purple P-Balloons at Daisy and with each balloon, her suit grew a time bigger.
Daisy: Stop! They already get it!
Peach: Not all of it.
After all but one P-Balloon is used on Daisy, her suit is the size of half of Peach's castle.
Peach: That leaves us with our final lesson: overinflation. When too much air is contained in the suit, it will leak, groan, and rumble until all the air is released from every angle with an explosion.
Daisy: Explosion? Uh-oh...
Rosalina took out a giant Purple P-Balloon.
Rosalina: This is a really big P-Balloon. I would advise all of you to stand back from this. We only want this on Daisy, unless you wanted to be affected.
Toadette came forward.
Toadette: I want in on this!
Peach: I guess we have room for one more.
Daisy: If I get hit from this one, I'm really gonna regret it when this suit explodes.
Peach and Rosalina carried the giant Purple P-Balloon with all their might, and threw it right at Daisy and Toadette.
Daisy: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Toadette: (giggles)
The balloon exploded at the two, and Daisy's suit expanded even further while Toadette's clothes began in a big way.
Toadette: This is fun!
Daisy: Please save me from this nightmare!
Peach: Now observe as their clothes keeps growing and growing until they reach their limit.
Daisy's suit grew bigger than Peach's castle while Toadette's clothes are as big as half of the schoolhouse.
Peach: Remember, the Purple P-Balloon that vary in size can also vary in strength. The bigger the P-Balloon, the better the strength.
Daisy: Now you tell me.
Daisy's suit continued to inflate until she felt creaks and groans occur in her suit.
Daisy: Uh-oh. I think my suit is going to blow!
Toadette's clothes on the other hand, somehow stopped inflating at the size of Peach's castle.
Daisy: No fair! How come she gets a break?
Peach: Get ready everyone!
Daisy: Too much...
At the size of nearly all of Mushroom Kingdom, Daisy's suit finally exploded.
Daisy: Oww, my head.
Toadette: I'm so big! (laughs)
Peach: And that's it for lectures. If you're able to get notes on all this, we shall do okay on the academic test.
After the test, everyone did well and aced it.
Peach: Congratulations everyone! For this, all the hot dogs you can eat!
Student Toads: Yay!
At night while the fireworks explode in the sky, Daisy, in another Hot Air Suit with the same color, is about to take a big bite of her hot dog when Peach and Rosalina went to talk to her.
Peach: Hey, Daisy. Can I talk to you for a minute?
Daisy: Sure.
Peach: At that class earlier today, you were running late.
Daisy: So?
Peach: So we have a zero tolerance for late starters like you.
Daisy: They were serving hot dogs.
Rosalina: I think you're in for a punishment.
Daisy: Punishment? I'm the one getting my suit inflated and you just sat there watching me!
Peach: You were demonstrating the class about the Hot Air Suit. Here, you are going to be punished for real.
Peach and Rosalina wheeled a huge mustard tank near Daisy.
Daisy: What are you going to do, overdose my hot dog?
Rosalina: No. We're going to fill your suit up with mustard.
Daisy: Is it just because my suit is yellow? That's a little bizarre.
Peach: Not just that, your voice actor has the last name of "Mustard", which is the word of this tank we're using.
Daisy: Really? How ironic.
Peach took a hose down the collar of Daisy's suit, and Rosalina got her hands on the valve.
Daisy: Wait a minute, what about this character? She also fits that description.
Daisy pointed at her baby counterpart, Baby Daisy.
Baby Daisy: Hi!
Rosalina: That's not until later. Thanks for reminding us, though.
Daisy: (groans)
Peach: That's not all. We're also using a second mustard tank on your suit.
Daisy: Second?
Rosalina took the hose from tank number 2 down Daisy's collar of the suit.
Daisy: Please don't do this! It's gross!
Peach: What's the matter? Are you scared?
Daisy: No!
Rosalina: Chicken! (bawking like a chicken)
Peach joins Rosalina in bawking at Daisy and so do the class.
Daisy: All right! I'll do it!!
Peach: Good, cry baby.
Daisy groan as Toadette giggled at the remark. Peach and Rosalina turned on the tanks and mustard flowed in Daisy's Hot Air Suit, stretching it out.
Daisy: Ewwww, yucky. It's so slimy!
Peach: You're a tomboy. What do you expect?
Daisy: But this is below the belt!
Rosalina: (bawking at Daisy)
Daisy: Stop it.
After a while, Daisy's suit is the size of Peach's castle. Peach and Rosalina are at the valves ready to turn it up.
Peach: You want more?
Daisy: No more! Stop!
Rosalina: I guess she want a lot more.
Peach: Let's go for it.
They turned the valves to the max, and as more firework blew up in the sky, Daisy's suit began to rise up as more mustard came in by the tons.
Daisy: I think that's enough.
Peach: No way. This punishment has just began.
Rosalina: Hey, everyone! Free hot dogs all this week if you help us fill this girl's suit with mustard.
The student Toads attached a hose each to Daisy already huge mustard suit and began pumping to add insult to injury to Daisy's suit, already the size of a big moon.
Toadette: She's really huge!
Peach: Let's really up the ante!
Rosalina: Let's.
Peach and Rosalina got out two really huge "mustard" fireworks filled with explosive mustard.
Daisy: Oh come on!
Peach and Rosalina lit the fuses up and as Daisy's Hot Air, or rather, Mustard Suit continued swelling up to epic proportions, being the size of a huge planet, and at all the same time, her suit began to rumble.
Daisy: This is so not good!!!
The mustard fireworks began to rocket into the air, aiming at the huge yellow mass that is Daisy's suit.
Daisy: I hate the Fourth of July.
The fireworks made contact with her, and it's all over but the fireworks. Daisy fell down to the ground, burned to a yellow crisp.
Daisy: Ouch.
Toadette: We should do this every year.
Peach: That was the best Independence Day ever. And we owe it all to you.
Peach patted Daisy on the back, and that burned her hand.
Peach: Ow, ow, ow!!!
Rosalina: I think we need to cool you off.
Toadette came to Daisy with a fire extinguisher, and spews Daisy with something cold and thick. And yellow.
Daisy: Oh no, not again.
The others laughed as Daisy got spewed with the gross yet soothing and cool condiment for the food of Independence Day.
Peach: It's all in the name of the voice actor.
Daisy: Oh shut up!
The end
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This is an explosive B-Day for Mr iconsergy92. Hot Air Suits, fireworks, and a surprise that may get your socks off.
He is also responsible for Purple P-Balloons, but not for the three princesses created by Nintendo.
Sorry this contains something gross and gooey. Ironically, I saw a wiki of Daisy and both her and her baby counterpart are portrayed by Deanna Mustard, the last name being the condiment color of which Daisy's suit gets filled with. No hard feelings, amigo. It's the character actor's last name.
Credited to Inflat-a-Toad
Originally uploaded on July 4, 2016
YouTube video featuring this pasta. (3:05 - 9:25)
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