Who the Fuck Are You?

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What you are now looking is picture depicting an incident that occurred on August 25, 2019. A young fat bastard named Harry P. Ness went missing during the summer of 2019 and was unfortunately found dead by police on August 18th, 2019. After going through his personal belongings, they found a phone that contained several conversations with another user named "Ligma420_69" which dated back from when he first went missing. The very first time this user began the conversation with Harry started when Mr. Ness went missing. The conversation went as follows, "Yoooooo, so last night I went a party and woke up here. So, like the fuck do I do?" in which this "Ligma" person replied with a video of what seems like a freddy fazbear doll from the hit video game "Five night wit freds" or some shit like that. After Mr. P. Ness was found dead, his funeral was hosted August 25, 2019 at the Ravenholm Church in New Jersey. During the funeral, when the priest was giving a speech about the fat fuck, the silence was broken by sound of popcorn being chewed. The priest demanded who was eating when all of a sudden, everyone in the crowd turned their back to see some random piece of shit sitting all the way in back chomping on popcorn while listening to "I ain't got no iPhone" while wearing white headphones. The priest screamed "Who the fuck are you and who invited you?". The man in red looked up and shouted "The fuck u looking at, old fart?". The priest then yelled for the security to escort this creature out of the building. A few minutes after the man was removed, another person in the crowd was heard talking to another person in which the conversation went like this: "Psss, can you pass the popcorn?" "Uh this is a funeral." "Oh... THIS MOVIE SUCKS ASS!" And then the man dressed in red with the white headphones returned threw the popcorn and ended up hitting the corpse of Harry P. Ness. This time the priest called the police and had this person "arrested" before they could continue the funeral. About 3 hours after the funeral, each family member of Mr. Ness was sent a picture of the man in red from the funeral hours earlier posing in front of the grave of Harry while flipping the bird and holding a piece of pizza smiling. Ever since that day, P. Ness's family has been constantly tormented by this being, as he has been showing up at family events, such weddings, reunions, and of course funerals. Will this thing ever be stopped? Will Ness's family finally be left in peace forever? The world will never know. Tune in next time.

A recreated image from of the scene from the funeral


Credited to Twisted and MrNoValentine 

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