Why Beavers and Women Don't Mix

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Beavers come to your house

They take your spouse

You get angry

Because you ate a sour candy

You hunt the beavers

With your big cleavers

You find out they live in a cave

You hear they have a rave

You join in

Then you relize you're the only one of your kin

Your spouse is in a cage

Right on the stage

You go over to her

Then you see her getting attacked by a bear

What the fuck you said

You get filled with dread

The bear comes out

Showing that he is a kraut

You shit your pants

Showing you had ants

The bear runs away

Like he was gay

You free your girl

With a swirl

You both go home

But you were followed by a gnome

You watch some TV

Then suddenly you see

The gnome attacked you

Then he began to chew

You scream of pain

You no longer could meet Wayne

The gnome takes your pens

And fucks all your friends

He spits in your face

This started a chase

You tried to kill him

But you rang Jim instead

He said fuck you

You suddenly got the flue

You dieded 

The endz

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