Why Do We Exist?

Ok. I am a big fan of SpongeBob Squarepants, and I want to share my experience. The day was autumn, and I was bored as hell than I fucking did. I was eating potato chips as that bald guy, it was 2021 though. And I was on 4chan, looking through the discussion boards. And I found a discount on a specific item. It was basically a DVD with tape saying "Why Do We Exist? - SpongeBob SquareBob". I thought this was some edgelord creation of a red mist ripoff, but i realized this was something disturbing. So, I got the DVD and plugged into my DVR. As to my avail, it loaded with a video selection. I decided to press the title of the same DVD. And soon enough, it loaded. I loaded with positive energy as I waited. The title card was in a red color, probably relating to the fucking shit devil. Anyways, it started as normal. As I expected, but continued to be very weird. At the start, Spongebob was literary in sleep, and then a large sound of banging noise appeared. Spongebob immediately woke up, and looked for the noise, luckily it was nothing. Spongebob relived a sigh as he was in the morning, probably 6:AM. Spongebob had a immense heart attack, and then died. Without context, Spongebob appeared to be alive once more. I was very questionable about the episode, and continued watching. Spongebob went outside, and it was the afternoon, it was already 6:AM but changed. Spongebob then performed a ritual, associated with black magic. The required amounts of tools directly used for the ritual were,

• 7 candles, with a endless loop of constant change
• Gray gas, not harmful
• 16 pounds of blood
• Genetics of a deceased women, a poor one.
• 1 pound of seaworms, deceased in appearance
• A clock mechanism, apparently with gray gas and black gas.

Once Spongebob had done the ritual, he gained the capability to manipulate time, itself using spacetime alterations or sea alterations. Spongebob then went to the Krusty Krab, and then said "Give me the fucking gas that was required for me!". Squidward, who was working at the Krusty Krab, then said "Sorry, what the fuck do you mean?". Spongebob then replied with anger and then proceeded to rip out the digestive system and eat it, alive. The attack worked for some reason. Mr. Krabs then immediately opened his door, with extreme anger, and said. "Who the fuck is this satanic bitch doing in my restaurant!". Spongebob replied with, "Sorry, who the fuck needs your help?". Spongebob proceeded with extreme anger, then killing Mr. Krabs with extreme blunt force. The episode cuts out with apparently, black magic sigils. I couldn't sleep that night, due to the fucking fear of being killed by Spongebob. In the morning, I throwed my DVD away.

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