Why The Teletubbies are actually communist superweapons of mass destruction

Hello there everyone, allow me to talk about why the Teletubbies are actually superweapons of mass destruction, also I got all this info off of Reddit and Facebook's anti-vax groups so everything I say is true.

The Teletubbies was a kids show that began production on March 31st 1997, around this time plenty of other kids shows and movies began to come out, most notably Disney's Mulan and a couple of the crappy sequels, you want to know who promoted them? McDonald's, McDonald's was founded in 1948 by the McDonald Brothers and became a fast food giant, effectively taking over the whole world, plenty of the stuff they promoted for kids was based off of kids shows too, at one point that included Teletubbies as far as remember, the Teletubbies pleasure dome features a lot of technology and noisy sound effects and gadgets, another show that had this was Star Trek: The Original Series which aired by in 1966 and involves a crew exploring weird new worlds with technology similar to what the Teletubbies had, thus,

The Teletubbies are Time Traveling Soviets!!!!!

That's right they are actually Time Traveling Soviets sent here by PBS Kids and McDonald's to ensure their world domination and who has huge shares in McDonald's Nowadays? China and it's leader Chairman Mao, so actually The Teletubbies are Soviet communists sent by the Chinese Communist Party wanting to obliterate America by manipulating children into watching a bunch of aliens that are hellbent on looting this world to steal your custard.

HOLY SHIT FUCKING EXPOSED AAAAAAAAAAA

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I regret writing this

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Credited to NeeveeWithFries 

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