Why You Shouldn't Subscribe to Dark Web Netflix

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Bro, so I was chilling with my girl and we were going through Netflix. I'm all like breaking bad - seen it, Bright - seen it, the great British baking show - seen it. So I turn to my girl and I'm all like "yo, nothing's on." And she's like "I just subscribed to Netflix on the dark web."

So I pull up onion browser on my ps4 and type in the name of the site (DarkNetflixz) and bam like so many cool shows. So we start watching one called Honey the babysitter is dead in the basement and it's amazing. Production value like you never saw.

Then I realized something. I recognize that Barbra Walters mug on the shelf in the dark basement. Bro, THAT'S MY BASEMENT. So since I'm a tough guy and I gotta protect my girl I get up and open my basement door. I yell down the stairs "yo fool, come up here and face me like a man"

And then some dude stabbed me. Bro, I'm typing this story as I bleed out on the floor. Sorry for any typos, poop came out when I got stabbed and that mixed with the blood and that got on the keys and a little went in my mouth so it's a real mess over here bro.

So anyway, if your hot gf tells you to watch something on DarkNetflix, DON'T!!!!!!!!!


Credited to grghbbs 

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