Why slug more slug

Old copypasta that used to be passed around back in 2008-2011.
See also: Why snail more snail

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1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.

2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking asshole.

3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.

4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.

5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved

6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.

7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.

8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.

over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.

10- All slug are intersex. Snail is too but not as cool when snail do it

11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.

12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck

13- slug didn't needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

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