Why you should never be on the devil's podcast
I am a super famous actor. Like super famous. I was invited to be on a podcast but wasn't given much more info beyond that. Because my movie was coming out I agreed. It was the devil's podcast!!!!
He was like, today we have a super famous actor on the show then he proceeded to talk over me and interrupt me for the duration of the whole show.
Then, I asked for a Voss water but the son of a bitch brought me Dasani and had the nerve to say that was the only water they had. I SAW A STORE DOWN THE STREET WITH FUCKING VOSS, THE LEAST THEY COULD HAVE DONE WAS SENT AN INTERN!!!
Then that filthy pig told me I should break up with the famous actress I was dating just because she was caught banging 69,420 guys. I was like but I'm over it because she said it was an accident and then that ass told me I was lying to myself. I even explained how she ate a tic tac after the orgy before she kissed me to clean up and he just laughed at me. This ass doesn't understand that it's 2020 and relationships are different then they used to be back in biblical times.
Then after all of the horrible abuse and mistreatment he had the audacity to tell me I wasn't even getting paid scale for my time. At that point I did what any man of my caliber would do in my position. I stormed off and cried. When I got home my wife could tell I was upset so she stopped pleasuring the guys she was with.
"What's wrong honey?" She asked concerned.
"Why is it so hard?" I sobbed.
"That's what she said, ZINGGGGG" said the guy boning her.
"Stop it Chauncy," she said.
"What babe, you did say that," he replied.
"Oh yea, I guess I did." She chuckeled to herself and we all laughed.
"I guess I'll never do a podcast with the devil again," I said as we all laughed again.
"Oh, babe, I meant to tell you," she said to me, "I drank your last Whiteclaw."
So I killed them all and porky pig busted out of her stomach.
"Th..the...that's all folks!!!!!!"
Then sitcom music played and everything faded to black. The End.
0/10 Wouldn't podcast again. But at least the bathrooms at his studio were clean.
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