Windows 2000 For The NES

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You know that infamous port of Windows 2000 for the NES? It looks like a demake of Windows 2000 made in Scratch, or whatever, like Tynker or something like this bullshit.

One day, I encountered a copy of Windows 2000 for the Famicom, I went to my room and inserted the cartridge on my FC Mobile.

Then, the title screen appeared, except the background was blood red, the Windows flag was colored four shades of red except for the black borders, the cursor was a skull with blood coming out of the eyes with a small triangle at the left-top of the skull, words that said, "Lucifer" in Chinese, and the "2000" was now "666", the font was Chiller, and the words were black.

After a few seconds, the desktop loaded up, with the same cursor and background color, while the Windows logo next to the "Start" button was dark grey, except for the outline, and the time said: "0:00", I was a bit spooked out, I pressed the mysterious computer-like icon, and...

An image came out, which was an Asian man, screaming at me, with a loud beep noise. After 3 seconds of the jumpscare, it returned to the desktop, and the icon and name were gone.

I decided to go to the WPS, but instead, it brought me to that same jumpscare, but this time, it was a pale guy, no older than 27, wearing a bloodstained tuxedo strangling an Asian child, with the China flag waving in the background.

3 seconds again, it brought me to the desktop again, and the WPS was gone, I wanted to go to MS-DOS, but then, the game just flipped out, with a shutdown button and text saying: "现在结束这个可怕的操作系统。", I had no choice but to shutdown the game, I decided to press the shutdown button and...

My FC Mobile was burning, but luckily, I got a fire extinguisher, I stuffed the foam all over the console, and it was still running! It had a face with red, pulsating bloodshot eyes at the screen, staring at me.

I decided to throw the cartridge and console into the garbage. If you find a copy of a pirated game in your basement, don't play it.



Credited to 24HouredThyme

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