Women are not real (Copypasta)

Satirical copypasta mocking conspiracy theorists. Don't take it seriously.

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Women are not real. Women are just a cover up by the Christians and Muslims to denounce the scientific community from debunking their theories. There are multiple evidences to this. First one would be that female genitalia do not exist. How do I know? Because I have never seen one! And all those pornography are just a plot by the filthy Christians to support their highly inaccurate theory. Same as how "God" or "Allah" cannot possibly be real as I have never seen them. How do people wait two millennia waiting for some bastard to judge them. And they discourage you from watching this "sinful" material, this is an impressively planned conspiracy, however let me move on to Evidence 2. The scientists that named our genus and fellow chimps as well have been hinting they have uncovered the conspiracy and giving us subtle references. Our own genus is called "Homo" which is a reference to the word "homosexual" which implies the genus Homo has only one gender, male and the Christians had to cover this up because they were afraid to admit that we had a very big evolutionary failure, to achieve sexual reproduction as seen in other animals. The genus "Pan" is the genus of chimpanzees, however this is only a reference for us, it does not have anything to do with chimpanzees except them being a close relative. Pansexuals are attracted to any or every gender, however it does not make sense at all since we are only male.

To so called "woman" today, they are males castrated at birth and indoctrinated by the local religious societies to make them believe they are a separate gender. So my conclusion is that women are not real, it is just a conspiracy by religion it is a cover up of our evolutionary failure.

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