World Of Yesterday
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"Here, on the moon, I fell in love with a rock." - Future Emily, World Of Tomorrow
World Of Tomorrow
I love Don Herdzfelt. He made things like Rejected and that really fucking weird Simpsons couch gag about the supposed Sampsans, which are the Simpsons millions of years in the future. I liked that couch gag because it was a satire on how eventually, the Simpsons will lose all character, and become abominations. But, of course, we are not talking about that right now. We are talking about his short film "World Of Tomorrow." You probably haven't heard of it.... Wait it was fucking nominated for an Oscar? I mean, it does deserve it, but it is THAT known? It doesn't even have its own TV Tropes page... Oh, it does NOW? Shit, all my reasons don't work anymore. Well, either way, it was a REALLY good short film, and I didn't think it could be ruined. But, of course, it does get ruined. My nicolas cage.
The Beginning
I wish I never had a fucking Netflix account. The amazing amount of binge watching me and lots of others do are ridiculous. But it did do something good, showing us all to amazing things. Like me learning about World Of Tomorrow and It's Such A Beautiful Day through it. I mean, I already knew about Rejected, it's Don's most popular short film, but learning about those two and then learning that they were both made by the same fucking guy, But, one day, Netflix got a short film in their library called "World Of Yesterday" and it was supposedly a parody of World Of Tomorrow, made also by Don himself. (Why the fuck would the creator of something create a parody of it itself?) But, of course, it was not a parody. This is what it was.
World Of Yesterday. Finally.
Me, being the dumb human that I am, click on the film saying "WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG????" Don't judge me, Bubsy is a complete bitch. When it started, unlike the huge computer thingy beeping, the huge computer thing started to bleed, and then beeps. Present Emily comes into the room with a knife in her hands, and she runs in too. She looks at the screen with a blank face and starts the call. Present Emily then also drops her knife, and it lands on her foot. It starts bleeding too. "FUCKING NICOLAS CAGE, THE BLOOD IN THIS IS TOO MUCH," I think. I try to get out of the film, but it won't let me! I try to shut down the computer. Doesn't work. I try to unplug the computer. Same thing. While this is happening, Future Emily is talking to Present Emily about death, blood, sex, etc. I go sit down on my chair, knowing that I have to keep on watching this shitty film. Eventually, F. Emily sends P. Emily to the museum, where they both talk about David, and eventually kill David. It was... still pretty fucking dark... This goes on forever, for even more than the original time, 16 minutes. It didn't end though, it repeated over and over again. I couldn't escape. I was stuck on my seat. It just went over and over. And, since I have no food or drinks, I died after a few days. Nobody remembered my funeral.
Written by EnderPixel
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Sequel: Rejected Nightmares
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