YIAY 666

I have always liked watching YIAY, the video series by Jacksfilms where he asks questions to his audience and they give funny answers. When I heard that YIAY was being moved to a new channel, I watched every previous YIAY video as a tribute. At the end, I found a video called "YIAY 666". Wait, there hasn't been 666 episodes of YIAY, how could we be at the 666th video? I decided to watch anyway.

The video had started as usual, except that Jack now had black eyes with red pupils, and he was in a cave-like area with fire all around. Then, he did the intro. "Yesterday, I asked you: How many people have you killed?" Wait, what did he say? Did he just ask the audience how many people they've killed? I continued on anyways. The video started with the first response, which was by smarnky479. "None, what do you mean?" Jack chuckled, "As usual for a mere fool. I will subtract all of your YIAYtokens." I was shocked. What do you mean, Jack started calling people fools for not killing people? He even subtracted their YIAYtokens! How could he? Nonetheless, I continued watching out of morbid curiosity.

Another response came, under the name "Ted Bundy", who responded with 24. Jack relished in this, saying, "Good. You get a million YIAYtokens for each kill." A marker appeared, showing Ted Bundy gaining 24,000,000 YIAYtokens. How could Jack encourage this? I would imagine he was joking, that it was all a bit, but I would find out that it wasn't at all.

The next response was from ReactBot. For people who don't know, ReactBot is Jack's phrase saying magic 8-ball, basically. ReactBot said, "Please, let me go. I haven't eaten in 5 weeks." Jack started cackling like a maniac, saying, "There is no escape, you mechanical meddler. Start whining again, and I'll send you to the SSSniperwolf chamber." How could Jack do this? His own sidekick, locked in a basement and not being fed? I knew at that point that something was terribly wrong, and I tried exiting the video. It didn't work. I clicked, again and again, but nothing happened. My head turned around to the computer, and locked itself in place. Jack began speaking to me.

"You fool. Do you really think I would let you leave? You must be an imbecile if you thought you could. None can escape Satan himself." What did Jack mean by that? I, against my will, found out right after. Jack started peeling off his skin, revealing goat horns, eventually revealing Satan himself. Satan then gave the question for the next YIAY. "How much longer do you have left? I'll tell you the answer, right now. 5." What did Jack mean by 5? "4." Wait, is he counting down? "3." Oh no, I have three seconds left!. "2." I ran into my closet and held it shut. I knew that I wouldn't survive this, but I was desperate. "1." I prepared myself for my oncoming fate. "0." I held my breath, hoping he wouldn't find me. He did. Aaauuugh, it hurts, he's ripping off my legs! Aaaaahhh! Owww, my arms! Oooof, I'm dead now.

Hey, Jacksfilms here. What you just read is not real. I am not Satan in disguise. Trust me, bro. Leave your answers in the comments beeelllowww, I'll pick my favorites in the next episode of YIAY.

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