YO MOMMA IS A GHOST

I was sleeping on my bed in my bedroom when there was suddenly a very terrifying loaf man under my bed. "Mr. Loaf Man, Loaf me a Man" he meowed ominously

"Oh hecc oh fricc" I screamed. "There is a MAN under my BED!"

My mom came racing in. "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE PUNK YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT MEN."

So I dug my own eyeballs out and then the loaf just up and murdered my mom and she is now a ghost who haunts me whenever I look at men. Even the weather man.

...

Please follow r/thanoschungus

---

Credited to mysticaltater 

Comments • 0

Loading comments...