Yoshi Mustn't Be Trusted

? I get scared easily, but I love Creepypastas :/

Ah, Yoshi's island. On of the best (my opinion) Mario spinoffs. Fuck Mario parties, we are talking about baby Mario riding colorful Yoshis. What's not to love about it? I just recently dug up my cartridge, and the flashback was brilliant. Sitting on my bed all day, playing Yoshi's Island, just like playing Kirby today! This game made my impression on Mario.

I started playing the game. The first thing I noticed was that there was no music on the menu screen. I was slightly disappointed, because I loved the little song. Just complete silence. I shrugged it off and proceeded to play the game. When I started a new game, the cutscene never came. No plot to be told, (Watched the scene to make the game better on YouTube) no reason to go after Luigi.

Why did my game do this? If Luigi wasn't included in the scenario, why did Mario continue his pointless journey? I continued to play, (The genius I am.) until I hit an enemy. Mario started crying. No, not crying, but screaming.

The bubble floated slower than usual. I glanced back a Yoshi, and saw he didn't look right. He looked furious, at Mario, but also me. His Ferocious eyes stared at me as I shakily controlled him. Forgetting about that look, I tried to pop the bubble, but when I tried, Mario swooped just out of reach and screamed even louder. It was as if Yoshi was scaring Mario AWAY instead of saving him.

More or less, I was frightened, (Remember, I get scared easily) and what made me jump to the roof is difficult to describe. A text box appeared. It said:

"Rawrsys, you left me. You abandoned my friend."

I shut my game off immediately afterwards. Later that night I asked my mom what happened to Yoshi's Island. She said my dog chewed it up (Same for Pokemon Diamond and Yoshi's Island DS) so she bought me a new one off of eBay, and it was only $0.99.

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Credited to Rawrsys
Originally uploaded on September 26, 2012

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