You're Not Perfect

Hello. I video taped my favorite episode of Courage The Cowardly Dog, which is Perfect, because it's funny to me. I knew this guy named The Blue Guy shows up in Courage's Nightmares, but I skipped that part as a child. Now, I looked at the tape, and the video tape is quite old. I played the 'Blue Guy' part and the screen turned red and inverted. The audio was crackling a lot and I couldn't really make out any of the noise.

When I rewound the tape, I saw a flash of something. Something quite odd. Muriel, Courage's Owner, being stabbed repeatedly by Eustace. I played it and I heard, "STUPID WIFE! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!"

I was afraid. I never noticed this before. I recently saw the episode 'Perfect' on Cartoon Network yesterday, and the clip with Eustace and Muriel was never found. I erased the tape, then played it to make sure that it was completely erased. It wasn't.

The You're Not Perfect part was playing on my TV. I heard the "STUPID WIFE! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!" audio again. I couldn't make out the 'You're Not Perfect' part of the tape until I watched the whole thing. The tape was blank for 10 seconds until I heard Courage screaming for help, and Eustace saying: "STUPID DOG! YOU TOUCHED MY--" then the tape stopped.

I heard gurgling and cracking noises in the background. During the audio, there was a still image of Eustace.

I was terrified, so I threw the tape out my window. I beat it with a wrench until it broke. It was still on my TV, saying "YOU'RE NOT PERFECT... in a child's voice, over and over again. I turned off my TV and sold my VCR.

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Originally uploaded in 2011

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