YouTube Ultimate Bug
YouTube, my favorite site on the internet. I go on it every day, But today something completely freaky happened.
I was innocently looking up PewDiePie, Yogscast, Tobuscus, etc (I am a gamer, in case you didn't already guess) and then I went to my home page. I saw something: it was a Know Your Meme video about Ancient Aliens. So out of my curiosity I clicked on it.
First of all, the first two seconds froze up and lagged my computer; a 3.0 GHz processor lagged by such an innocent website.... so anyways, it eventually caught up, went back in sync, and all of the sudden, the sound slowed way down. I was using the player with the speed options, but I didn't click on any speed.
It sped up back to normal speed, but something was already wrong; the timer was stuck at 0:06. I ignored it and kept playing the video.
Then my start bulb started glowing, as if my mouse was over it. I dismissed it as a virus, as my computer is full of them. I went to my Internet Explorer and played the same thing. The player did the same thing. Froze at 0:06, and then after that, the player turned red. After that, I went to my channel. The website was torn apart. It seemed to all be at the center of the page, my channel spelled DEATH. I dismissed it and went to iTunes. Opened it. Started playing Deadmau5's song, One Trick Pony.
All of a sudden in the middle of it, I heard a robotic slowed down voice say "I WANT YOU!" So I played Papercut by Linkin Park, because I knew that one had no demonic robot voices. I found five copies, which I thought was weird, because I only had the one, and that was the one from the album.
I played one that stuck out like a sore thumb: it was called LINKIN - papercut. I played it and it turned my computer against me. Random pop-ups, screams, and now my iTunes did the same thing as YouTube: it spelled out the word DEATH. I shut off my computer and unplugged it for an hour. I will keep you updated.
January 9, 2013
Obviously it has been a long time. More shiz went down today. I was playing PS3. All of the sudden the TV started to glow. I fainted. I was wondering what happened when I woke up because I wasn't at my house; I was somewhere else. It was full of blood and when I looked at a computer that was in the room, it turned on. It was one of the creators of Youtube. He said that I was just crazy and that everything that is happening might be true and might not be. He said to get the f' up and be a man. I went straight to the computer and turned it on. I turned on Half-Life 2. I played it for a while until G-Man came up. He was saying to go on Youtube now. So I did. I heard someone say that I made the right choice. This will be my last edit as I am afraid that I will die after I clifk that little Publish button on the wiki. Ok. Here I go.
Credited to HeadfirstLuke
Originally uploaded on October 28, 2012
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