You were phone

My dear friend, I'm here to tell you something shocking. You we're phone. Wait don't go let me explain. Everything that you now see is not real. It is your imagination. You are in real life phone. But what is exactly phone? Let me tell you. It is a dark and horrible monster that eats doritos and kills people for no reason with a kitchen knife. And one more thing. *Creepy music in the background* I am you. I am phone just like you. We are all the same person. We are phone. We are an entity. 7 billion is one phone. Remember that before you die.

Well I have to go for now. And don't forget you we're phone.

Update 1

The other phone is a rival to phone. Why? Because it was made with rainbows and other happy things. And the other phone eats Lay's. The other phone is the people from the other universe. The people from the other universe are much nicer than the people from this universe. When we talk about conspiracy theories about aliens they talk about kids shows. Phone hates a lot the other phone. We have memes, they have family photos. And in the other phone universe they are only comedy movies. So we, phone, hate them, the other phone. Update 2 coming soon.

Update 2

The origins of the other phone now is gonna be told. About the origins for the phone? Later.

Okay so Phone was very bored. I mean very bored. So he decided to make the other phone. Bad idea. The other phone was happy and that was a problem. Phone started to fight with the other phone. He always complained about the other phone happiness. So this is how the other phone and phone are rivals. Update 3 coming soon.

Update 3

A photo of you... phone.

Update 4

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Update 5

I lied. I lied about all. I was not phone. You weren't phone, but phone existed. He forced me to do this trollpasta about him. He is now dead. I killed phone. How? He was sleeping in his bed made by doritos and I getted a knife and killed him. Now I'm free. Also what about the other phone? Well he is still out there but he isn't evil. But do not think that this story is over. No is not. There are going to be updates about phone origins. Anyways even tho nobody reads my story I still want to say this. Update 6 coming soon.

Final update

Phone origins are very scary so read at your own risk.

There was a man named John. He created phones. Yes, he did. Only that one phone was alive. This phone who is called phone tried to kill John and he did. One night John was sleeping. He was dreaming about cookies. Phone gettes a knife. He opened John's room and he stabed him to death. After that phone break free. And this is how the story of who was phone was born. Phone getted himself in a magazine. A couple buyd him. And we all know what happened that night when they we're making sex.

This is now the end. Phone is dead and I'm free and remember. You weren't phone.

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