Your Comment Is Shit (Copypasta)

Hello, fellow user of Reddit, and the internet itself. I want to notify you that today, at 19:16 (7:16pm) I decided to visit one of my favorite entertainment websites called "Reddit". After "scrolling" through multiple interesting and amusing posts, I have noticed one that caught my attention. After analyzing the submission, I have decided to open the "comment" section to see reactions and opinions of other fellow "reddittors" after reading a few quite clever and humorous comments and "threads", I stumbled upon yours. The text which your comment contained slightly bemused me, as I viewed it illogical and quite pointless, so, naturally, I decided to read it again to check if I missed any details that would make it more clear. But while I was trying to comprehend the thinking behind your "comment" something happened. I felt pressure building up inside my stomach, which wasn't too surprising considering that I ate a higher than average amount of bean products today's dinner. I realized that I wanted to release a fart from my rectum. Checking, that nobody is inside my room right now, I decided to release it. But quite unexpected, and unfortunate for me, I felt not just the gas, but also liquid fecal matter too. After a moment of realization, I understood what happened, I defeated in my pants and trousers, while having the intent of just releasing bowel gases, "sharted" as kids these days say. Without waiting, I decided to take action. I got off my chair and went to the bathroom to clean myself and the clothing I was wearing. After around 40 minutes of washing out fecal matter off my clothes, I realized that, in fact the feces that I am getting rid of, strongly remind me of your comment, that I was reading 40 minutes ago.

I wrote to practice some English grammar since it's my second language, open for criticism

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Credited to izperehoda 

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