Yu-Gi-Oh! Killer Machine
Hey. I play the Yu-Gi-Oh card game and the PKMN card game. I'm usually kind of lucky with my card pack openings. (Got a Mew EX on my first Dragons Exalted pack.) But, there was one card that I feel was most definitely unlucky. It's name was Killer Machine.
You see, every time a new card pack comes out, the day it comes out, I usually buy about 5 of them...sometimes more. So what I did was I went to Target and looked for a new pack. It was Photon Shockwave, if I remember the name the correctly. I don't go to Target anymore because some idiot security guard assumed I was stealing when I was Card Weighing. Card weighing is when you use your hands (or if you have one just randomly carried around with you, a scale) to determine which pack is heavier.
Which is hard to tell, considering all packs are very light and hard to tell any difference from. I'm pretty good at it, though. That Mew EX I got (this was before the Mew EX though) was obtained through Card Weighing. Anyway, I used Card Weighing on the Photon Shockwave packs, and determined which card packs were the best. So of course I went ahead and bought those 5 and left. This was just after school, so me and my friends were hanging around. My friends and I all like Yu-Gi-Oh.
Although only a few friends of mine play the PKMN card game, while all stick to the video game. So I opened the card packs in front of them. If I remember correctly, these were some REALLY good packs. On my 2nd one I got a Ghost Rare Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon. Everyone freaked out. (Which I find funny because if you're just a bystander, you just see these people opening packs and then yell.)
I opened the 4th pack. And the last card I drew was a Secret Rare spell card. But I had never heard of this card. It was called "Killer Machine." I found this kind of odd. There's not a lot of cards with the name Killer. As far as I know, actually, there's only one other one. Called "Killer Needle." Anyway, I looked at it. And it had a pretty good effect. I'll read it here from how far I can remember it:
"The monster this card is equipped to gains 2000 ATK.
The equipped monster must attack each monster from your left' to right once per turn. The monster is not stopped or destroyed by Spells/Traps, but however may be destroyed from a monster with higher ATK. Your monster cannot stop attacking unless destroyed. If you successfully attack all monsters, you lose 500 life points."
This seemed pretty overpowered. I figured it might be banned. Most likely limited. But I've never seen the card or heard of it's name. I liked the artwork though. It showed a monster that looked 'mechanic', like a robotic human, about to viciously attack. -Will have a picture soon.- It wouldn't matter if the card was banned, since me and my friends play Advanced Tradition. (The version of playing where there's no banned cards, only limited and semi-limited.) Now it was time to use it in a duel.
At the time I had a Dragon deck revolving around special summoning Blue Eyes as quickly as possible, with the help of Dragunities. I still have it, but I feel like Dragon decks are overrated so I stopped using it.
I decided to use the card in a duel. Obviously, since I wanted my Blue Eyes White Dragon to live, I used the spell card "Killer Machine" on Blue Eyes. 4500 ATK (you'll see why later.) So now I had to fulfill it's requirements, so I hit my friend's monster on the very left of me. It was a Marshmallon, meaning it lived and annoyed me. (Ugh, I HATE THOSE.)
Blue Eyes hit the next one, it was an "Agent of Mystery, Earth"
My friend has a deck basically the same as Lost Sanctuary. We're about evenly matched with our decks. Obviously, that card was destroyed.
The next one was an Agent of Force, Mars. (I think he was running out of monsters when he summoned it. He didn't have a Lost Sanctuary out yet.)
Then the last one I attacked was Splendid Venus (the reason why my Blue Eyes was at 4500 attack.) So I had won the duel.
But my friend thought over it, and decided to look at my card Killer Machine. He told me it had to be fake. There was no card with the name Killer Machine. And it seemed too "thick" and more like cardboard feeling than a real card. I agreed and we decided that the duel had an undecided winner then.
I'm a bit of a fan of..."editing" my cards, though. I had seen a video of how to change your Secret Rare cards into Ghost Rares. Since it was a fake anyway, I felt like there was no problem if I accidentally ruined the card. So as usual, I got hand sanitizer and waited a few seconds, and started scratching with a quarter...
The Problem
When I scratched it, the card started to leak something...I found this odd, but then I remembered, it's fake. It's probably made of something really weird. I scratched it a little more, and I realize that what it was leaking...was blood.
I instantly let go of the card, checked the quarter, and saw blood running off it. I tried to see if I somehow cut myself with SOMETHING, but no. The card had been oozing blood. There was no denying that this card was bleeding.
After a while, the card stopped oozing so much blood. I was in too much shock to do a thing though. All I could do was look at it, and see the blood coming from it. Why was there blood...?
I noticed that the card had a small peel in it...I grabbed it and pulled slowly. It revealed more blood, but I kept pulling. It finally came fully off. What was revealed was a 2nd card behind it. It was Killer Machine. But it...it was smiling, and in the artwork blood dripped from it's fingers.
The real blood started to come off the card and onto the table I had been editing it with. Now, the card had shown what felt like it's true self. And in the effect, it said, in what I believe was an Ultra-Fine point Sharpie's writing,
"FADE AWAY
LEAVE THIS ALONE.
KEEP IT AWAY.
JUST TELL THEM I'M"
It stopped at "I'm."
I believe it meant tell them I'm dead. What happened? All I could figure was someone had been killed, and the card had been made in his last minutes to share that someone had killed him. And the card hadn't been made for real release. But instead another spell by the name of "Killer Machine" had been pasted over it.
The true card had no real name. Therefore it's name remains Killer Machine. It's too ruined by blood stains to have any purpose now. It's only a scare to card players and Creepypasta readers. I threw it away. Keeping it only haunted my mind...
Thank you for reading.
Credited to UnluckyReader
Originally uploaded on September 13, 2012
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