Generic Jeff Fanfiction

Hello! My name is Samantha! I am a 14 year old pasty girl who loves creepypastas. And yes, I also love creepypastas and especially Jeff the Killer. I will let you know this throughout the story. I go to my school where I am bullied relentlessly by my classmates because I have a speech impediment and murdered Jimmy Ballox 5 years earlier. In fact, they beat me up so much that when the paramedics came, they spat on my face and called me a wanker. I also have a brother named Johnny. Johnny is my only friend, because my parents also hate me because they are drunk and drunk squared. One day, I went to school and my teacher gave me a Z for my test that I got nothing right on. When I asked her about this, she said, "Because fuck you you little bitch I hope you get launched over to Mao Zedong's grave and join him in eternal suffering you little baby cry cry little bitch baby fatty cry cry." Then when I went home, Johnny was dead! My parents had nothing to do with this, so I set out for revenge.

I felt something inside of me; it was time to unleash my inner wolf. I screamed as mega super hyper triple power energy came out of me and I found I had transformed. My eye had become a wolf's eye, and I had claws. I also had a sick-as-hell hoodie with a wolf on it. I went to my parent's room and killed them, and I felt my super wolf get very happy. I then went to my school and killed everyone, even the innocent ones because I'm an anti-hero badass creepypasta maniac who wants to show I'm cool. I then went into the forest to feed, when I saw someone in the corner. He had a white face and big mouth. He came up to me and said. "Hello, my name is Jeff. I saw what you did, and I have decided on a whim that you are my soulmate and I must marry you now. You are so beautiful Samantha, and I love you." I replied, "You are also hot Jeff. I have read your story and have decided that we are marrying." Jeff agreed, when Slenderman came out of nowhere and told us, "My Jeffy boy has found a bride. We must celebrate."

After this, we got married and continued to kill people forever and ever because we love each other so much. We are outside your house, now go to sleep. Go to sleep please, we're incompetent without it.

The End and happily ever afterings.

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