HAPPY APPY VS FAPPY APPY
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ONE YEAR AGO I FOUND A TAPE NAMED "HAPPY APPY VS FAPPY APPY" AND WATCHED IT.
THE EPISODE STARTED WITH HAPPY APPY TELLING US THAT HE HAD A COUSIN NAMED FAPPY APPY, THEN IT SHOWS FAPPY APPY. THEN HAPPY APPY SAYS "HEY, LET'S LEAVE THE REST OF THE EPISODE TO YOU."
AFTER THAT IT SHOWS FAPPY APPY GOING TO THE NURSERY HOME WHERE HE WOOS SEVERAL GAY ELDERLY MEN AND TAKES THEM TO HIS VAN. THEN IT CUT TO HYPER-REALISTIC STATIC.
AFTER THE HYPER-REALISTIC STATIC, IT CUTS TO FAPPY APPY FAPPING ON THE MEN WITH A HYPER-REALISTIC PENIS.
THEN! SUDDENLY HAPPY APPY CAME THROUGH THE DOOR AND COMPLAINED TO FAPPY APPY WHY HE FAPPED ON THE MEN. THEN FAPPY APPY REPLIED WITH "BECAUSE I'M A SOCIALLY AKWARD FUCKTARD WITH A WEIRD FETISH."
THEN! HAPPY APPY SHOT A LASER AT FAPPY APPY, THEN FAPPY APPY STARTS SHOOTING A LASER AT HAPPY APPY AND IT CONTINUED FOR OVER 9000 YEARS!
AFTER THAT JEFF THE KILLER POPPED OUT AND KILLED THEM BOTH. THEN HE POPPED OUT OF MY TV AND VIOLATED ME!
THE NEXT DAY I SUED HIM FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT AND HE GOT A JAIL SENTENCE FOR 666 YEARS!!!
AND THEN I LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER... BUT THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND KILLED ME. I'M DIED
P.S YOU'RE NEXT BITCH"£$%^&*(
THE END.
Written by SOMEGUY123
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