I'm possessed by a demon, mothafuckaz

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I don't know what's going on, but inexplicably every time I type a sentence, someone, or some THING, forces me to end that sentence with ", mothafuckaz", mothafuckaz.

It started happening last week, mothafuckaz. I was walking through a cemetary, and I accidentally tripped over the tombstone of a man who died 3 years ago in a DUI car crash (I looked him up afterwards), mothafuckaz. He was coming home from a party, drunk, and his vehicle spun out of control, mothafuckaz.

I spoke to his family and friends, and long story short, he was a real douchebag and never entered a room without saying, "WASSAP, MOTHAFUCKAZ!!", mothafuckaz.

Now I don't know what to do, mothafuckaz. Since last week, I emailed my boss, and now I'm fired for calling him a mother fucker, and my wife has left me because I called her a mother fucker while texting that I love her, mothafuckaz. I'm writing this on a laptop at the top of a bridge, and I'm at my wit's end, I know this will never end, and this curse... this mother fucking curse.. will haunt me until I just jump and end it all, mothafuckaz.

Good-bye, cruel world, mothafuckaz.


Credited to vayGar5575 

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