Jimmy's EEEVVVIILLL Of The Web
Author's note: Every time the word EEEEEVVVIIILLLLL appears in the story, say it like that one aquaman parody from spongebob
Hell(!)o. My name is Tim.
I currently live in an extremely crappy household which is next to the local crazy person that sells pirated DVDs and Video Games.
He always puts red sharpie saying: "DON'T PLAY" or "DON'T WATCH" on them.
For what is known, the movies are 100 percent innocent and the only reason why he sells them is to make a quick buck out of gullible creepypasta readers.
But sometimes, he sells something other than Videogame Cartridges and Movie DVDs.
This leads to me, who is an avid...webring collector. Yes, webring collector.
I currently have 200 webrings on my site, which is available at: [LINK REDACTED BECAUSE THE AUTHOR IS TOO LAZY TO MAKE ONE LOL].
It appeared on Mirsky's Worst of the Web, Worst of the Web (with the lads), Funky site of the day, cool site of the day, GRRL's Phreaky Phriday Phun Linx, and 195 more!
If anything, I was the talk of the online town! (Not my actual town though, because the only famous person there was some dude named Jim died after getting too addicted to the internet.).
This also led to me getting interviews from yahoo, netlife, CSOTD (yes, they did interviews for what I can remember).
I felt like the king of the world wide web! That was until 2 weeks ago, on a dark and rainy and gloomy night.
I was walking outside, and I saw that crazy person from before. He gave me a Disc that said: "Insert me, sucker!" on it.
The crazy person said that this disc was haunted FOR REAL this time. That's why he was giving it to me for free. He also told me to destroy it, but I remembered the last time I destroyed something sharp, and it required me to get 20 stitches.
So instead of destroying the disc like a reasonable person I decided to take it home and insert it into my PC.
Next Day, after booting up my ear-shatteringly loud dial-up, I was able to access my site. It was not normal though. It was...EEEEEVVVIIILLLLL!
It had demons showing LOLSKELETON's old CPW chat logs, Gorey Bodies with BLOOD coming out of them, and very brutal images that had a lot of violence.
I was so scared by the images that I puked in my 500-dollar toilet (with 2 bidets!).
After wiping the puke out of my mouth, I went back to the site. I scrolled down, and I saw a button that said "EnTeR tHe ReEl WuRlD" on it.
I was scared again! "Oh no, what does it mean by the real world!?!?" I spoke.
I clicked on it, and it led to a picture of some kid named Jim, with his death year labeled as 1996, which was when the internet was made.
The Kid started "talking", but it sounded more like bit crushed slop. I think that he said, "Welcome to reality, my victim", but the audio quality was so bad that I had to grab a tissue to wipe the BLOOD that was coming out of my ears.
I told the kid "Hey! Maybe try speaking quieter for once!". The thing that the kid said next spooked me to my (and the person reading this) core.
"na".
I was SHOCKED! BEFUNDLED! CONFUSED! How dare this ghost of some poor kid deny turning his volume down! I was getting mad, so I screamed at him.
"TURN YOUR VOICE DOWN BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T THEN THIS WILL TURN INTO A SCRE-"
The kid then managed to reset my computer, turning the background PNG into a EEEEEVVVIIILLLLL version of the windows XP wallpaper. The hills were blood red, and the sky was dark black. There was also trees...BUT MIRSKY WAS HANGING ON ONE OF THEM! And Mirsky's eyes were...EEEEEVVVIIILLLLL!!
I was so scared of this that I tried to destroy my computer, but nothing worked. Not even praying to Bill Gates worked! I was truly doomed. The only program was dial-up, I clicked on it, but the noises were EEEEEVVVIIILLLLL screaming of the d**ned (my mom says I can't say that word). I was very scared because of that. It then showed the homepage again. I clicked on the enter button again, and I was sent back to the kid.
Thankfully, this time, I put my volume on mute because I knew that the kid would be loud.
Unfortunately, the audio still played even though I was muted.
After grabbing a tissue AGAIN, I told the kid to explain his origins.
"Oh, golly me. I was just a youngling like you who used to visit the web. I was cursed though! By a EEEEEVVVIIILLLLL demon who was named...TEH WEBMEISTER!".
I then told the kid to explain what "Teh Webmeister" does.
The kid said "TEH WEBMEISTER is a super-demon who crawls through modern webpages and curses them for all of eternity if he cares about them. He cursed me because of my site being popular...and YOU'RE NEXT! MUAHAHAH" said the kid.
I tried to harm myself so that the demon would not curse me, but all weapons in my house disappeared after it said its message. I then saw it coming after m-FGLHBJFVKLJGCJGDFKLGHVDKLJEGIMJCEG YOU'RE NEXT DEAR READER!
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