Minecraft BLOOD! *scary!11!1*

Ok so my fellow cumsluts, I want to date Minecraft from Minecraft. He's sooooo hot! One day in West Philadelphia, I got a letter in the mail. The letter say to me "10 hot singles in your area! Give me credit card." So I did. I haven't gotten my credit card back in seven months. But I think he just forgot. I went to Minecraft's house. He sayes "Fortnite". This made me cry he was cheating on me... with Fortnite? From Epic Games? And then a skeleton didn't jump out.

Ah

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