The Tale of the Rexosaurus Tyrann

One day, a brilliant scientist named John Hamstrings brought a dinosaur back to life. However, it was a brand new genus, so it was named Rexosaurus Tyrann.

It also looked kinda spooky because it had three heads, eleven pairs of humongous bat wings, and a tail with an axehead at the end. It also had five arms and three legs, one of which had eight feet on it.

This monster would be used in a horror attraction at a local theme park, where people would be doused in fresh ox blood. Then the dinosaur would be unleashed upon the patrons, who would have to run for their lives to avoid being gobbled.

So spooky, amirite? What could go wrong?

Then, against all odds, something went wrong.

A young man was being chased, and he slipped and fell on the floor. The Rexosaurus then bit out his frontal lobe, putting the man in a coma for six nights.

The attraction was then burned down by the vengeful parents of the man, and all the staff were killed in the blaze.

However, the dinosaur escaped and is currently living in Manhattan, where he runs a small newspaper shop.

How do I know all this?

Because that dinosaur was me

or is it?

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Credited to DoctorFredbear 
Originally uploaded on August 21, 2015

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