The unseen series finale of Glitch Techs
Author's note: Since my last troll pasta turned out well, I decided to another satire of it with a similar scenario. But, with Glitch Techs characters instead. Again, this parody is not meant to poke fun at the creator of the original Creepypasta inspired by it. It is only written for entertainment purposes and comedic effect.
Ever wonder why Glitch Techs never got a season 3? Well, you're about to find out. I just got a package from Dan Milano himself with a note saying "If you watch this episode, please make sure to share it later and remind people what good things Miko and Hector brought to our Network". It seems as if Dan himself wanted to wish his farewell to these characters. And so, I popped in the thumb drive in my M1 MacBook Pro and started watching the series finale of Glitch Techs. It started of with Corporate Commander looking at his computer and him getting mad at how bad the fandom and hatedom of The Loud House is. He is also baffled of how it became popular. "Whaaaat?! How did this show become popular?! It defies our status quo and all logic to our corporate structure! Uuuugh, the fandom and hatedom of this show are just putrid! I'd better call our boy, SpongeBob!" He shouted as he shook his fists in the air. Corporate Commander is a character from Angry Joe. But, I guess they had some sort of deal with him. Corporate Commander then calls SpongeBob and tasks him to get rid of all of The Loud House characters. "Hello, it's me, the guy that has been running the corporate side of SpongeBob Squarpants for a long time. Yes, I would like you to exterminate all of these meddling Loud House characters! The Loud House has no business being on Nickelodeon! Yes, I agree. I'll send you every weapon I got! I have a Night Raven armed with two nuclear bombs and ready to go! Okay, sounds good. Bye!" He said while he was talking to SpongeBob on the phone. It then cuts to the city of Bailey where the Glitch Techs themselves are doing their usual thing. They have just gotten rid of the race car glitch from Gran Turismo 2. It was amazing to finally see them take on a racing game and the Vector M12 LM Edition appearing in the Trial Mountain 30 Laps endurance race was indeed infamous. Phil Altiere then got a text from Angry Joe himself about Corporate commander's evil plans. "Oh no, this sounds very bad! According to him, he's gonna force us to go back to Nickelodeon's corporate ways! We must do what is right for the network! We're going to Michigan, guys. Hold onto your butts!" He said. Soon after, Miko, Hector, Hansesh, Zahra, Mitch and, Cecil "Bergy" Bergoch get suited and ready to go. B.I.T.T also tags along.
It then cuts to a hybrid of the Glitch Techs into with The Loud House style. And, even Lincoln is shown alongside Miko. After that, we get our title card. The title of the episode is called "Born a Hero, Die a Hero" and has Hector Nieves alongside Miko Kubota and Lincoln Loud all in Glitch Techs suits. It looks like a title card from The Loud House as opposed to a title card from Glitch Techs. It's written by Dan Milano and Whitney Weta, the storyboard is made by Darin McGowan and Dan Milano. It's produced by Karen Malach and Dan Milano. The executive producer credit is somewhat interesting. Instead of being produced by Michael Rubiner like any modern Loud House episode, it's produced by Chris Savino and Dan Milano. Chris Savino as you already knew was fired from Nickelodeon in 2017. So, maybe Dan trusted him enough to give him another chance and make this episode in secret so that the Nickelodeon executives don't notice? And, he somehow got Whitney Weta to come back for this one? Who knows? Everything in life is a total mystery! Phil enters his blue Tesla Model X and the Glitch Techs themselves go inside the SUV. Once they enter Royal Woods, they appear in the art style of The Loud House instead of their own respective art style. "Bergy, High Five, Mitch, Miko, you take Royal Woods while Hector, Zahra and, Hansesh take Great Lakes City! It's our duty to prevent Nickelodeon from going back to their dark ages" He said. Just when SpongeBob was about shoot Lincoln and Clyde in the head with the AR-15 semi-automatic rifle, it gets blasted out of his hands. "What was that?!" He shouted. Bergy then appears and he gets pissed off at SpongeBob. "You mess with Mr. Albino, you die like Jeffrey Dahmer!" He shouted. He then ran over to the Royal Woods Mall to get orange hair dye and fake buck teeth. SpongeBob got mad and tried to shoot Clyde in the head until Mitch Williams showed up to protect him. "What just happened?" He asked. Mitch is on his death bead, but he gave out a reasonable explanation. "B-Black lives matter, dude! T-Tell, Phil I got my highest score at S-Silpheed on the S-Sega CD!" He said right before SpongeBob shot Mitch in the head and fell down to the ground. Clyde was crying, but he felt that Mitch's sacrifice was worth it. "T-That was beautiful! We never met until now, but I'll still miss you a lot!" He shouted. Phil runs over to Clyde and brings him to Vanzilla where they will be safe until the menace that is SpongeBob is dealt with. SpongeBob himself then went inside the Loud's house and attempted to shoot the sisters in the heads until he missed when Miko hit him with a baseball bat that looked like the KirkGibson Jr. Slugger 2000 from Back to the Future 2. "Batter up!" She shouted. Miko then threw Glitch Techs suits at the sisters and told them to go their bedrooms to get suited up. "Quick, you'll be needing these! Let's teach this annoying sponge a lesson not to mess with something good!" She said. All 10 of the sisters then showed up after they went out of their bedrooms with their Glitch Techs suits on and they are all standing together with angry looking faces in a similar manner to the episode, Making the Chase. Even Miko kneeled down to shout at SpongeBob. "You think you're better than us?! Look, we've had enough of your corporate cash cow! Especially after Nickelodeon themselves milked you with two crappy spinoffs and never gave us Glitch Techs a third season! You're gonna pay for this, you annoying invertebrate!" She shouted. Bergy then ran back with orange hair and his face made to look like Rusty Spokes (Even going as far as use a red Sharpie to draw fake freckles all over his face) and SpongeBob in the middle of his pants. "What'd I miss?" He asked. Miko explained that the Louds were about to be killed off one by one until she saved them. "Those poor innocent Louds were about to be killed of by that annoying invertebrate until I saved their butts! And, I gave them some Glitch Techs suits to fight back. Look at Lori, I think she loves it and she's taking a selfie with it! I would too if I were her!" She explained. Bergy asked how Miko knew the Louds so well and she told him that she followed LiterallyLori on Instagram. "How do you know them so well, Miko?" He asked. "Look, I follow LiterallyLori on Instagram, she has some sick selfies! I'm her inspiration!" She said.
SpongeBob got angry and shouted "Die, Louds! Just die!" and he pulled the trigger, but Miko got out her shield and she kicked SpongeBob in the face. She saw Rita and threw another Glitch Techs suit at her. "Wait, what's this and who are you?!" She asked. Miko went over to Rita and she explained that she reads Rita's stories on Google Docs and she also explains to her that it's a Glitch Techs suit. "I'm Miko Kubota, professional Glitch Techs player! And, I read your stories on Google Docs! You go by the name of Rita the Journalist on Twitter? I gave you a follow there! Loooove your stories! And, that is a Glitch Techs suit. Wear it, it's awesome!" She explained. Rita pats Miko on the had and said "O-Okay" and runs over to get suited up. After Rita comes out of her bedroom, she appears in her Glitch Techs suit. "W-Wow, you're right! I've never felt this young since high school!" She said. Miko agrees and makes a point about being a more badass version of Karen from SpongeBob. "Yeah, you're like a more baaadass version of Karen! Say, you know how to use it?" She said. Rita tells her that she worked with thermal imaging camera and a ballistic computer in a fighter jet before. "Not a problem, I used an infrared camera on an M1A1 MBT and a computer system in an AH-64D Apache Longbow. And, I also flew an F-15E with advanced tech as well! So yeah, I got a lot of experience in computers when you were just a kid like Lori" She explained. Miko has confidence in Rita on learning how to use the Glitch Techs suit well and due to her experience with computer systems in the past, she quickly learns to get used to it. Rita also walked out to see Lincoln wearing a Glitch Techs suit as well. "Lincoln you, look... Amazing in that suit! I'm wearing the same suit too!" She shouted. "What a coincidence, Rusty gave me that suit! Although, Rusty looks different..." He said. Miko explains to her that's actually Bergy. "W-Wait, that's actually my pal, Bergy! But, he dressed up like that cuz he thought you would like it" She said. Miko gets the Loud children except Lincoln inside the van and Rita asks her where's she's head. "Miko, where are you going?" She asked. Miko recites a quote from Star Fox 64 and says "I found the target, try to keep up!" as she saw SpongeBob driving in the Burgermobile and head for Great Lakes City. Miko starts up Vanzilla and chases after the Burgermobile. Rita uses the Glitch Techs suit to open the electronic locks on a green 1996 Nissan Pathfinder LE that looks like the one seen in Dr. Dolittle. She then shouted "Lincoln, hop in!" and Lincoln went inside the SUV. She hot-wires the SUV and begins to start it up. Clyde then opens the back door of the SUV and hops in. "Y'all good? Good! Let's rock!" She said as she chased after the Burgermobile.
We soon find out that the SUV is able to catch up to the Burgermobile pretty quickly. SpongeBob says "Nani?!" as a reference to Initial D and is unable to outrun the SUV due to it having a higher top speed. Rita stops by the Royal Woods Middle School to pick up his friends. But, only Rusty and Girl Jordan could fit inside. "Sorry, but this vehicle only has five seats..." She said. He then saw Coach Keck's yellow 1988 GMC Sierra with a lift kit and it looked like the one seen in Clear and Present Danger except with black flames. Lincoln, Liam, Zach and, Stella all had a hard time climbing up Coach Keck's truck. Lincoln then used his Glitch Techs suit to open the electronic lock. He then hot-wires her truck and starts driving off with it. "Don't worry guys, I'm a way better driver than that sponge!" He said. Liam had to get in the back because there weren't enough seats. But, he was fine with it since he's a farm boy. As he drove off, the sound of its 5.7 litre V8 with a loud exhaust can be heard from the distance while it caught up to the Burgermobile. As he arrived to Great Lakes City, the truck nearly ran out of fuel. "Dang it, it's low on fuel! How does Coach Keck deal with this?! But I gotta admit, it's still pretty rad!" He said. He crashed into the doors of the Casagrandes apartment. But due to its high ride height, it had no scratches on it". Just when he arrived, he saw SpongeBob about to shoot Arturo in the head and the rest of the Casagrande and Santiago families, Hector Nieves protected them with the shield. "Never mess with Mexicans!" He shouted. Miko then came barging in and threw Glitch Techs suits at, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Bobby Santiago, Carlito Casagrande, Carlino Casagrande, Carl Casagrande Jr, Carlota Casagrande and, Sid Chang. After they got suited up, Ronnie Anne shouted "W-Wow, those suits look... AWESOME!". And then, Miko shouted "It's time to recruit!". SpongeBob got mad and called Miko out for having sympathy towards the Loud family and the Santiago, Casagrande and, Chang families. "Grrrrr, we don't take kindly to Loud sympathizers like you! Do you realize what Chris Savino did behind the scenes?!" He said. Miko laughed and called him an idiot as she compared him to John Kricfalusi and Dan Milano himself. "Hahahahaha, you are such an idiot! John Kricfalusi is no different and Ren and Stimpy themselves got accepted in Toontown! And besides, my boy Dan called us out on our behind the scenes stuff even though he gave me these hips! You're going down, sort to speak" She said. Miko got out another Glitch Techs suit that she has with her and throws it at Becca Chang. She got dressed up in her Glitch Techs suit and opened the door and shot a beam at SpongeBob after saying "Suck on this!".
SpongeBob got away and drove over to fly his Night Raven armed with the nuclear bombs. Phil and Lynn Sr wearing the same outfit as Phil come over to the group and they come up with a plan. "Guys, we have a plan! We found two planes there as B.I.T.T directed us to the scrapyard in Great Lakes City. They are F-101B Voodoo fighter jets armed with AIR-2 Genie ballistic rockets that can destroy these bombs. It's a dangerous mission. I would need two who have experience in flying a plane!" He explained. Lana came over and told Phil he could fix them up. "I could help! I've fixed a plane before and I'm sure I can fix these two up!" She said. Lana then fixed up the two F-101B Voodoo fighter jets and got the afterburners working. "All done, weapon systems are working and the jet engines are warming up!" She said. Phil is impressed of how skillful Lana fixed them up. "W-Wow, not even experienced US Air Force mechanics can fix those planes that quickly!" He said. Hector and Bergy offered to volunteer and they get inside the old fighter jets. "Bergy, you go after the one aiming for Royal Woods and, High Five, you aim for the one going for Great Lakes City. Do your best, guys! I'm counting on you two to save these cities!" He said. And so, Bergy and Hector take off with their fighter jets. But, Hector pressed every switch on his plane before figured out which powers the afterburner and takes off. "You should've played Dogfight Combat Simulator, High Five! It's exactly like this setup except it's the real deal" He said as he saw Hector take off. When they saw SpongeBob drop the nuclear bombs on Royal Woods and Great Lakes City they went straight after them while they slowly drop down. Bergy took out the one aiming for Royal Woods with no jams or malfunctions and went out alive. He then returned to the Great Lakes City Airbase and landed on the runway. "Woo-hoo, it was so worth it! I finally get to see my idol, Bobbie! I created her in NASCAR Thunder 2004 on the PS2 and raced with her in career mode on my Thrustmaster Ferrari Racing Wheel! I just wish I can change the appearance to female. Although, the plane felt different from when I played the game" He said. Meanwhile, Hector was flying towards the nuclear bomb falling down Great Lakes City. He tried to fire the missile. But, it jammed and he kept pressing the button with no luck. "Dang, it jammed!" He shouted. He was screaming when he found out the AIR-2 Genie had a malfunction. He then flew towards the bomb in a similar manner to when Russell Case flew towards the case. A picture of Alisa Barela is seen by the cockpit. "Well, here's my farewell to one of your biggest fans, Alisa... Alright, it's time you learn your lesson, SpongeBob! I will not stand until I save Great Lakes and I will do anything for the good innocent Mexicans!" He shouted. He then flew right into the bomb before shouting "Heeelooo senoritas, I'm baaaaack!". Miko looked up and saw Hector's plane explode and cried. Rita then drove over to take the F-101B Voodoo that Bergy just flew inside and saw SpongeBob as he was attempting to make a retreat. "Hold on fellas, it's time to finish the job!" She shouted. Rita equipped the plane with AIM-4 Flacon missiles that she found in the same junkyard and went inside the plane before she took off. She intercepted SpongeBob and fired the missiles at his plane right before he ejected. As SpongeBob ejected out of his plane he saw Miko and the characters from The Loud House and Casagrandes wearing their Glitch Techs suit all stand by each other like an army. Miko approached him and looked at him at an angry way. "You give Nicktoons a bad name nowadays!" She said. Lincoln also approached him and said "Any last words?". SpongeBob said one of his catchphrases. "Tartar Sauce!" He shouted. Lincoln responded to him and said "That doesn't mean shit!". Wow, two swears in a row for a children's show? That's pretty amazing! And, then Luna shouted "Let's rock and roll!" right before they all beat up SpongeBob. Lisa opened up the portal and sent SpongeBob back to his homeworld. Liam's Mee Maw is also seen entering the portal and Liam himself told Lisa to close it after she exit his homeworld and gives SpongeBob the lesson of his life.
"I-I failed Fives and I'm gonna miss him! He was my best friend! Rest In Peace, High-Five... You're gone, but not forgotten" She said as she cried. Lynn Sr then came over to comfort her and said to her "Look, what High Five done was brave. He saved all of us and we can now live in peace and harmony! I'm sure you'll find someone you love, Miko. I'm always here for you and best of luck on getting a third season" He said as he held Miko in his arms. The next day, people at Great Lakes City made statue of Hector Nieves in his honour and Lucy and her friends participated in his memorial. "We gather around as we mourn the loss of our beloved Mexican gamer, Hector "High-Five" Nieves who is sometimes called Fives. His sacrifice meant a lot to the citizens of Great Lakes City and he shall be remembered for who he was. He was a fearless person who was not afraid to take a risk. He was once a coward, but then he conquered his fears when he went up and saved the citizens of Great Lakes City. Dusk to dawn, ashes to ashes, may his life be remembered as the one who did his famous victory dances" She said as she made her speech. Everyone in the crowd cried as they heard about the sad death of Hector. Meanwhile, SpongeBob himself goes over to Sandy Cheeks' home where he is greeted by an angry Sandy. "Y-You monster! I can't believe you tried to commit mass murder!" She shouted. Liam's Mee Maw then comes and enters Sandy's dome and cracks her knuckles. "Ooohhh boy, we are gonna teach that yeller sponge a lesson!" She shouted. Liam's Mee Maw and SpongeBob both beat up SpongeBob and Sandy kicked him out of her dome before saying "Never come back!". Liam's Mee Maw then jumped out of the portal and Lisa closed it. We soon find out that Liam's Mee Maw was transported by Patchy the Pirate's ship on wheels and Sergio is also seen perched on his shoulder. Usually we see him in live action. But this time, he's seen in The Loud House style to fit in with the rest of the humans in that show. "SpongeBob should've never listened to that Cobra Commander lookalike. He manipulated him into thinking The Loud House was bad even though it clearly wasn't! There's yer lesson, never let anyone manipulate you for their own selfish needs. Isn't that right, Mr. Parrot?" He said. Sergio then squawked and he mentions how much he hates being manipulated. "Yeah, I hate being manipulated! Trust me, I've been there" He said. Patchy tells everyone that he has to go because he has to give SpongeBob mental therapy after attempting to commit mass murder. "I gotta go, matees! I still am SpongeBob's biggest fan even though the show is on life support nowadays and I have to give him therapy. Open up the portal again!" He said. Lisa opens up the portal again and lets Patchy in while Sergio flew away.
In the SpongeBob world, Patchy is seen in a therapist's office with SpongeBob himself laying on the bed. Back in the world of The Loud House, everyone had just finished the speech of Hector Nieves. We then cut to the Loud family along with, Ronnie Anne, Carlota, Bobby, Carl Jr, Carlino, Carlitos and, Sid, Becca and, Maria who just became a Glitch Techs nurse. Miko is seen doing the narration and said "Our army of Glitch Techs just grew bigger and bigger and we let the babies enter a training room made just for them. We had everything we could ever want in the offices of Hinobi. Fives died, but he died a hero. Heck, we even let Bergy visit someone he's obsessed over!". It then cuts to Lynn Loud Jr training on the simulator where she's battling the pink walrus monster seen in one of the episodes of Glitch Techs. And soon after that, it cuts to Bergy blushing over seeing Bobbie Fletcher pass by. He screams and waves his arms around and Bobbie stops to see him. "What do you want?" She asked. Bergy got excited when he saw Bobbie and screamed very loudly. "Oh my goodness! It's really you, Bobbie! Oh man, you are hotter than Danica Patrick! Can I get your autograph, pretty pleeeeease with a cherry on top?" He said. At first, Bobbie was reluctant. But, she ends up accepting her offer. "You sound way too excited. Sure, I'll give you an autograph if you are willing to barter" She said as she smiled softly. Bergy got out his Tamiya Daytona Thunder RC car painted to look like Bobbie Fletcher's race car even going as far as to put stickers on it that's made to look like the front grille of her car and gets out his photo of Bobbie Fletcher posing by her race car. "Dang, it seems you love me a little too much. Here's your autograph and thanks for supporting me!" She said. He then asks Miko to take a photo of him standing next to Bobbie. "Heeeey, Miko! Snap a pic of me with my fav race car driver! I wanna frame it and hang it on my wall!" He said. Miko said "Okay, but you owe me a Spunk E. Pigeon's Arcade Token! Say cheese!" and she snaps the photo on her smartphone. "Hope it was worth it, Bergy. I'm usually the one that gets overly excited" She said. "Yeah, but please don't mess up my favourite shirt. You like it? It's a shirt of Bobbie Fletcher wearing black pants with flames on them and a black crop-top with flames on it! She wore that outfit while posing for a magazine once. I-I just love racing games, Miko!" He said. Miko tells him that she found an RPG game with cars in it that he might like. "You're in luck, there's a game on the PlayStation I have called Racing Lagoon. It's kinda like Final Fantasy, but with cars in it. I couldn't play it cuz I don't have an NTSC-J PS1 and my PS1 isn't modded either. So, would you like to have it? I bought it on clearance in the game store in Bailey, I thought you might like it" She said. Bergy smiles and plans to go over to Miko's house later to get her game. "S-Sure, I'll meet you at your house later" He said. The scene then ends with Bergy and Miko kissing each other on the lips.
Meanwhile, Lincoln just got a letter from the ToonTown Council and it's written by Mickey Mouse himself. "N-No way! It's a letter from Mickey himself! I cannot wait to read it! Dear Lincoln Loud, we are delighted to hear that even though you had some rough times with your creator, you are still accepted in Toontown and we will be meeting you in two days. Get ready, cuz it's gonna be exciting!" He said as he read the letter. Lincoln screamed in joy after he read the letter and it even had the address of where it's located. Lincoln showed the letter and Rita suggested they'd fly there by plane since it costs a lot to fuel up Vanzilla. And so, the Loud family takes a plane to Los Angeles. They eventually arrive there and rent a Ford Transit van that in the same paint colours as Vanzilla. "Let's rock! We're headed to ToonTown, kids!" She shouted. They also saw the Santiago, Casagrande and, Chang families in a cherry red Ram Promaster van with seats added after it left the factory. "Guys look, it's Boo-Boo bear! He literally decided to tag along!" She shouted as she waved to him. The four families drove to ToonTown and they are greeted by Mickey Mouse himself. "Hello fellas, you are all gathered here cuz you have been accepted to go in ToonTown! Not every creator is perfect and, it shows. Your show was a surprise hit when it first came out and went toe to toe with SpongeBob when it first came out. Ren and Stimpy had similar problems with its creator, John Kricfalusi. But, they still went to ToonTown for their outstanding achievement! You fellas went beyond the status quo of Nickelodeon. I would've never expected you guys to succeed given your creator's history just like good ol' John Kricfalusi. Also, look who else I invited!" He explained as he is about to present them with the entrance to ToonTown. Mickey also showed him the other cast of characters in The Loud House (Except Fiona, Jackie, Mandee and, Miguel) and Casagrandes and Miko and Bergy are also present. Lincoln shouted "T-This is just amazing! I have no words!". Katherine Mulligan is also seen reporting on their acceptance in ToonTown. "Katherine Mulligan here live to you at the ToonTown Gates. We have just been accepted by The House of Mouse to go over to ToonTown and it's the best thing to happen to us since Nickelodeon gave us the SpongeBob treatment. We are all gathered around to interview Mickey himself. Tell me, how confident are you in letting us in?" She said. Mickey is very confident to let them in and praises Katherine for being a female news reporter. "Very confident, we haven't seen competition like this from Nickelodeon since the early 2000's! Also, you are a very gorgeous news reporter. Most of the news reporters we have are males and the only female one we had come in is April O'Neil. I'm very proud you became the second news lady to enter ToonTown! Chai Gallagher never got invited due to her show not being successful enough to warrant an acceptance in ToonTown. But, you my lady. You're like the next Jessica Rabbit! Lemme see your best outfit" He said as he was interviewed by Katherine.
"Very well then, Katherine will return shortly. Cut the cameras, guys!" She said as she drove off one of the clothing stores in the Los Angeles Mall and went straight to get herself a dress and went to the dressing room after purchasing it. Katherine then returns wearing a yellow dress, black high heeled strap shoes, the same earrings she usually wears and, she even has her hair down to impress Mickey. She twirls around while wearing her fancy dress. "How do I look? I bought this dress with my hard-earned reporter money just for you, Mickey. Hope you like it" She said as she winked in front of Mickey. Mickey has his eyes pop out in a cartoonish way whenever these characters see an attractive lady and his heart beats. "Sweet Splash Mountain! I've never seen this much beauty since Betty Boop! My heart is beating right now! Can I have a moment with Lincoln, please?" Mickey said. "S-Sure, I'll let you hang out with Lincoln. Katherine Mulligan still here with our acceptance at ToonTown. I cannot wait to meet Kent Brockman!" She said. Lincoln walks over to a bench with Lincoln and sits by him to have a chat. "So, how have things in your house been going? I heard you had quite the large family! Even bigger than The Proud Family ever was" He said. Lincoln agreed and proceeded to talk to Mickey about his life in The Loud House. "Yeah, with a family this big, it's hard to tackle whatever gets in your way! My sisters have always been nice to me. But, there are two episodes that we never mention. Trust me, they aren't even canon to the series and we'd want these episodes to be off limits to everyone. SpongeBob was tricked by Corporate Commander in hating us cuz of our fandom and hatedom and bad episodes like those two. But, SpongeBob has One Coarse Meal and Ink Lemonade which is worse than both of them put together! I so wish Stephen Hillenburg was still around, I miss him..." He said. Mickey explained to Lincoln that even if Stephen Hillenburg were to return, it wouldn't make a difference. "It wouldn't make a difference either way cuz the show is far from being as good as its glory days. You got the corporate suits to blame even though my current CEO, Bob Iger does some rather corporate stuff at times. But, money is what keeps our empire going! And, that's how Disney rolls" He explained. Meanwhile Fiona, Jackie, Mandee and, Miguel are running late as they saw Demolishor from Transformers: Armada chasing them. "Fiona, he's right on our tail!" He shouted. Flicks the turn signal on her red 2010 Acura TSX and turns off to the exit near Los Angeles. Demolishor crushes a 2014 Chrysler 200 that was head straight for him with his tank treads while Fiona exits the freeway.
Demolishor starts shooting at the four and Fiona stops one of the nearby buildings. "I spent over 10 grand on this car used after my last one blew up, I'm not letting any dents or scratches go near it!" She shouted. Fiona and her friends get out of the car and start blasting at Demolisher with their Glitch Techs suits. Demolishor then transforms into his robot mode and laughs and says "You think you humans stand a chance?!". After he gets hit, the health counter is shown and it's revealed that Demolishor is a glitch boss from a certain game. The four were about to get hit by their laser blasts if it wasn't for a certain red race car with the #88 and a Burpin' Burger sponsorship saved their butts. Out comes Bobbie Fletcher and Bergy who are both wearing Glitch Techs suits. "Don't worry, I got your butts! That my friend is the unused Demolishor boss in Transformers on the PS2" He said. Miguel knew nothing about that game on the PS2 as he never played it according to his explanation. "Y'know, I never even played that game before! We just tag along and play Persona 5 on our PS3. We're huge Persona fans" He explained. Bobbie then gets out what looks to be a smaller version of the Star Saber from Transformers: Armada and starts swinging it like Hot Shot did. "Mind if we take this alone?" She asked. The four agreed to they let Bergy and Bobbie take on Demolishor on their own. Demolisher stars shooting at Bobbie, but she blocks all of Demolishor's laser blasts by using her sword. Lana then comes out of Bobbie's race car and jumps up in the air and engages her jetpack. "Let's gun-ho this menace" She shouted as she let Lana fly near her. Lana's suit then attaches to a port on the back of Bobbie's suit and a giant laser bazooka appears on her shoulder in a similar manner to Hot Shot. "So... friggin... AWEOSME!" He shouted. Bobbie fires her laser bazooka at Demolishor and gets down to 20 health points. Bergy shoots at him and he is reduced to 15 health points. And, then Bobbie defeats him by using her sword and lets Bergy contain the glitch.
Eventually, Fiona, Jackie, Mandee and, Miguel arrive to the gates of ToonTown where they are escorted by Bobbie. Everyone is cheering for their arrival. Lori started to notice how sweaty the Glitch Techs suits felt. "Ugh, is it me or, are these suits literally making me sweaty?! I need to get this suit off and change into something different. And, any nearby hotels?" She asked. Miko came in and tells her that there's a nearby hotel. "There's a luxury hotel just up ahead! I heard the hotels in it are quite nice" She said. And so, Rita and the kids drove off to the hotel and the Casagrande, Santiago and, Chang families followed them since several people wore those suits too and felt sweaty while wearing them. A few like Lynn Loud Sr, Arturo Santiago, Carlos Casagrande and, Frida Puga Casagrande didn't wear the outfits. Lynn and Arturo wore the same outfits as Phil, Frida wore a similar outfit to Joan and, Maria wore a nurse's outfit. However, they all got dressed up in their outfits after leaving their rooms. Even though Lori wore a light blue dress reminiscent of Jessica Rabbit's dress and light blue high-heeled shoes, she still had the same hairstyle as she always did. Mickey had his eyes pop out again when he saw the Loud sisters and others in dresses and tuxedoes. And yes, each one of them is colour coordinated to mach their regular clothing. "W-Wow, I never knew you had such nice sisters! Nice fellas, they are" He said as he saw Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Loud Jr, Lucy, Lola, Lana, Lisa and, Lily in dresses. The only ones to change her hairstyles are Luan, Lynn and, Lana as they have their hair down. Even Rita, Carlota, Ronnie Anne, Sid, Maria, Frida, Becca, Rosa and, Margarita are seen in dresses. Like Luan, Lynn and, Lana, Carlota, Ronnie Anne, Maria and, Margarita have their hair down. Mickey's heart was beating and beating really fast. "A-Another nice bunch I see!" He said. Lincoln Loud then whistled and Agnes Johnson, Ms. Sarah DiMartino, Ms. Shrinivas, Mrs. Salter, Principal Ramirez, Gina Galiano and, Principal Valenzuela all showed up in fancy dresses too. "Bring on the beautiful teachers!" He shouted. Mickey said to him "Y-Y'know, you can never have enough nice cartoon ladies!". Agnes and Principal Ramirez are the only ones to have their hair down. And, then Superintendent Chen soared down in a kimono and fired of a bow and arrow which popped a balloon that an unnamed kid had. He cried, but Mickey gave him another balloon. "Don't worry, there's lots of them!" He said. Superintendent Chen also has her hair down. After Lincoln said "There's a lot more ladies where that come from!", every other female character from The Loud House and The Casagrandes dressed up in dresses came dancing around and Mickey was impressed with effort on Lincoln's theatrics. Bobbie's dress is reminiscent of a grid girl's dress and its yellow and red to match her racing suit. She came over and waved a chequered flag.
Soon after the male characters in The Loud House and The Casagrandes went marching over. The scene then ends with Lincoln saying "I'd like to thank you Mickey for letting us in Toontown! It was 6 years worth the wait" He said. This might suggest that this is a recent episode that Dan forgot about and shelved it when he couldn't work on Glitch Techs anymore. After Lincoln said "Now to end with one of Lola's pageant dances!", Lola twirled her baton and jumped up in the air to do a Gamera spin. She swung onto one of the street lamps. After her dance ends, Mickey then lets them into ToonTown and they are greeted by a bunch of happy cartoon characters. Everyone in the ToonTown welcomed them in open arms. Miko and Bergy would return to their usual animation styles while going there. Chet Ubetcha and Kent Brockman can be seen talking to each other at the ToonTown News Station. "I'm Chet Ubetcha saying that I'm having a wonderful time in ToonTown with fellow newsman, Kent" He said. Kent was about to respond to him until he saw a certain dark-skinned news lady wearing a yellow dress dancing around like Jessica Rabbit. They both got distracted and had heart eyes and both had their hearts beating at a rapid pace. Kent said "Jee wilickers, who's that? S-She looks... Gorgeous!". Katherine went over to Kent Brockman to blow a kiss at him. "Hiiiya, boys! I'm Katherine Mulligan, news reporter of Royal Woods. Say, you boys care to dance?" She said as she went to close to Chet and Kent. We get our musical first of two musical numbers in this scene alone. After the stage lights up and she says "Hit it!", she starts dancing around like The Mask in that scene where he starts singing Cuban Pete and yes, she started singing. "They call me Kathie Mulligan, I'm the reporter queen. When I shake the microphones, I go chick chicky boom chick chicky boom. Yes sir, I'm Kathie Mulligan. I got the sweetest bun. When I start to dance, everything goes chick chicky boom chick chicky boom" She sang as she threw the microphones off to the screen and continued to dance around. "The reporter guys sing and they swing with this booty. It's very nice! So, full of spice. And, when they dance they bring a happy report for the news cutie! Singing a song all day long. Whooo! If you like my bun, take a lesson from Kathie Mulligan. And, I'll teach to to chick-chicky boom chick-chicky boom " She sang as she continues to shake her butt. Even Tricia Takanawa from Family Guy gets distracted and starts singing. "She's a really honest lady. Although, she's the hottest lady and she's very... brainy!" She sang. Katherine then went up to her and said "Hi, newswoman! I know even a girl will like my the chicky boom chick!" She sang as she danced around with her while Irma, Vern and, April O' Neil from the 1987 TMNT series are all singing "It's very nice, so full of spice!". She then twirled Tricia around and sang "I'll place my hand on your hip, and if you must give me your hand. Then we shall try - just you and I. I-yi-yi!". Then the others said "Go, Kat!" and, sang "So, if you like my bun, take a lesson from Kathie Mulligan. And, I'll teach to to chick-chicky boom chick-chicky boom. Yeah, that was in the original song as well. It's common for songs to repeat song lyrics. Then, Katherine and the other reporters started dancing around and even shouted "Ai-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi!". While the song continued, Tom Pusslicker said "I so wish Chai Gallagher could join this dance number!". She then slid towards Tom and said "Shake that booty, Daddy! Wow! See ya!". The other reporters continued their dance number until the song ended.
"So, boys, did y'all enjoy my dance number? It was really Katherine Mulligan's finest!" She said. The other reporters all clapped for her and the three Channel 6 reporters from the 1987 TMNT series all put up signs that said "10". Lincoln then went over and said "Don't forget about us! Ready to rock, Lunes?!". Bobbie arrives in her race car and arrives with the Piston Cup Racers and says "Look, who's where!". Lightning McQueen, Cruz Ramirez (No relation to Principal Ramirez), Jackson Storm, J.P Drive and, several others have arrived at the Florida International Super Speedway. "Ready, Lightning?" She asked. Lighting responds to her by saying "Oh yeah, Lightning is ready!". Luna and her band, the Moon Goats go on the stage located in the infield of the super speedway itself. Michelle walked on stage and introduced the Moon Goat to the audience. "Ladies and gents, we would like to give a shout out to ToonTown's first ever rock band since the Hex Girls, the Moon Goats! Here's to a 6th anniversary, ToonTown!" She shouted as the Moon Goats are about to play a song. "First, let's play this song as a tribute to Gilbert Gottfried! Rest In Peace, Gil. May our memories with you last forever" She said. She did a metal version of the theme song from Superman the Animated Series as a warm-up. After it ends, she shouts "Are you ready for the main event?! This one is gonna be a hit! Lana's sure to love this one! Hit it!" She shouts as she's about to rock out. And so, the series finale of Glitch Techs ends with a metal cover of the song Real Gone by Sheryl Crow. Even Miko went nuts in the middle of the song and decided to do a stage dive along with Luna. The song ends with Bobbie crossing the finish line ahead of all of the other cars and everyone cheering in the crowd for her. It then cuts to the live-action segment of Corporate Commander himself getting really mad that SpongeBob failed to kill all of the characters from The Loud House and The Casagrandes and finding out that they got accepted in ToonTown. "Whaaaat?! They survived?! All because of these meddling Glitch Techs kids?! Grrrrrr, I wanted to be free of the torture of this show's painful fandom and hatedom! And, they got accepted in ToonTown?! Unbelievable! I worked so hard on our episode, Ink Lemonade and I waited so hard to let Steven Hillenburg die to make it happen! I put more effort and time into that episode than any Loud House episode put together and I thought everyone would enjoy it! I'm surprised that that Dan Milano prick isn't fired yet!" He said as he vented his anger. Being played by the same guy, Joe Vargas, the transmission gets interrupted and it cuts to Angry Joe himself. "Guys, don't listen to Corporate! Take my word, episodes like Ink Lemonade should not exist. Listen to guys like Mr. Enter and check out his review if you have the chance. The show could not work well without Stephen Hillenburg! Also, check out our latest stream on Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl and we hope to review it soon" He said.
It then cuts to Dan Milano in the live action and him saying "Let's hope the execs at Nickelodeon gives us a third season! If not, Happy 6th anniversary, Loud House!". The end credits start rolling and it's a hybrid of The Loud House credits and the Glitch Techs end credits with its background. It even plays the Glitch Techs end credits theme. And, Lori, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and, Miko can be seen in sprite form while the credits are shown. It then cuts to the Nickelodeon logo as usual and the Netflix logo. Well, that was quite the ride. I took the flash drive out of my computer and then I uploaded the episode to the internet to share for later and even put Dan Milano's name in the description. Some Nicktoons went against the status quo of Nickelodeon and, Harvey Beaks, The Loud House and, Glitch Techs are three of them. I put it safely in my flash drive archives along with my other flash drives of stuff. Let's hope Glitch Techs actually does get a third season!
Written by PowerRCP-G3
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