Trick or Treating
I whent trick or teating with my (I'm 42) bratty little sister (she's 39). We were dressed as Forrest Gump (me) and Jenny (sister). I wared the leg braces and had an entourage of bullies following me while my sister yelled "run, Forrest, run!".
So we went to one house that was the scariest of them all! A scary old woman was known to have lived there and it was known around town that she housed hideous creatures. She was never able to bear offsprings, so she resorted to filling her home with vile creatures.
My sister made me knock on the door. That little jerk. My palms were sweating as I grabbed the door knocker and gently, knocked on the dour. She giggled behind me, but was abruptly stopped by the sound of a wild animal inside the house. It's sound echoed through me brain. My heart stopped and all I wanted to do was run, but the damn braces on my legs made that impossible.
My sister stared forward as I saw the silhouette of an old woman through the screen door. Her voice pierced through the dead silence "hello little middle-aged trick or treaters. My, what do we have here? Hansel and Grettle?".
My sister replied "um, no. My brother is a handicapped dumbass and has diabetes so give me his candy too".
The woman laughed and said "well all I have are sugar-free worther's original, so it looks like we're all fine here". Her jolly tone made me shiver and I suddenly saw a shadow behind her. It gave me a menacing stare. It's yellow eyes pierced my soul and made me piss my pants.
The old woman must've noticed and told me to come inside. We reluctantly did so as I didn't want to be made fun of by the kids down the street. Little did I know it would be the biggest mistake of my life.
We stepped inside and were immediately taken aback my the foul odor of ammonia. It was horrendous and made me heave. The old woman said "you poor soul, you've had too much candy. Let me make you dinner".
My sister and I looked at each other when all of a sudden a terrifying creature wrapped around her leg! It rubbed itself all over her and made the most terrifying sound I've ever heard: "ppuuurrrr".
Aaahhhh!!! My sister and I never ran so fast, but we couldn't get away. The vile creature ran after us screaming "mmeeeooowww!".
I never saw my sister again. One touch of the creature and she became an old cat woman just like the old lady. She now houses 15 cats and lures middle-aged trick or treaters in her home for dinner and cough drops. I've never been to her house and I never will.
Credited to amesann
Originally uploaded on October 30, 2014
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