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Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.
For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"
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"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."
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"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."
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"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"
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Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM
Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)
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- October 18, 2022 - New shortpasta category with over 4,000 stories!
Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?
Hosting 14,730 pastas since July 2011
Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101
Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"
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"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."
|
"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."
|
"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"
|
Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM
Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google... (Read more...)
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- Boy who defseted the rocist
- The Journal of Darren Waters
- MR.COOL'S BACKSTORY
- The Lost Episode of COPS
- Aqua teen last episode
- Extinction of Yoshi
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theory - Carl's Life
- Lego Killer
- Audio ID 1
- MAR
- Shadow-Wolf
- EVIL PATRIXX KILLS PNKY PY
- PATRIXXX CAKE
- EVIL PATRIXCKS POKEMAN GAMEZ.exe
- EVIL PATRIXX MINCRPA 1.9
- THA PATRIXXX KEELS HAPY APY
- EVIL PATRIXXX STRIKES BACK
- PATRIXX EVIL TRAVELS TO MINECRAP
- EVIL PATRIXX FINAL BATLE
- EVIL PATRIXXX KEELS EVIL PATRIXXX WITH SAUDERING IRON TROLLOLOLOL
- Evil patrixxcks journal
- 2024-05-15 01:43:14 Boy who defseted the rocist . . Haxxel Chiy
- 2024-05-15 01:24:57 The Journal of Darren Waters . . Bingusboy2009
- 2024-05-14 22:22:18 Possessed Pokémon Blue . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-14 22:20:08 Instant Death Disease . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-14 18:53:30 That Sinking Feeling (Alternate Ending) . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-14 14:13:18 Sonic.exe 2 (2012 Version) . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-14 13:06:04 EVIL PATRIXXX KEELS EVIL PATRIXXX WITH SAUDERING IRON TROLLOLOLOL . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-14 11:30:58 Welp . . Shadow Chad Yu
- 2024-05-14 07:19:37 Y'iff Goes to College or Skyfur 2 . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-14 07:15:51 Shrek, The Ogreckoning . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-14 05:36:31 The Unreleased SpongeBob Movie . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-14 05:20:51 The Spongebob Squarepants Movie: Director's Cut . . Lin7650
- 2024-05-14 04:53:33 PATRIXX GRAAS . . Thermometer
- 2024-05-14 02:59:53 The Suicide Channel . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-14 02:47:05 Rainbow Factory but if it was a crappy movie adaptation . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-14 02:45:47 Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-14 02:40:35 Let the cursed doll go . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-14 02:40:31 Racist Sonic Rom Hack . . Boopadoo453
- 2024-05-13 23:50:04 Star Wars Ruined My Life and Gave Me a Brain Anuerism (part 2) The movie: The video game . . Niagaranobs
- 2024-05-13 23:28:17 MR.COOL'S BACKSTORY . . HouseMan
- 2024-05-13 22:21:21 The Lady of All Bad Creepypasta . . Niagaranobs