"Monkey dick"

I used to be a skeptic, but it really happened

So i got a new computer and i went to play minecraft on it and a new update appeared so i click yes and it installing version 1.666 and i shit my pant now i click the play button and it open main menu and i go to singleplayer and new world appear "DO_NOT_PLAY"

and like stupid man i play it and then i saw it was like my normal world so i go to the big house and i see scary herobrine in there, he say "Give me diamond and i say "Fuck you" and then he fly away

Then scary message appeared saying PATRIXXX join the game and herobrine come back and i shit my pant again and then also they destroy my house and i destroy computer and i go to sleep and thinking it is over but then the computer back alive and minecraft is open at 100 % volume and i go to play again and i see they are destroying my house and there was fucking blood everywhere and they taked the villagers and they kill and blood appear and minecraft crash, but new file appear in desktop called DONOTOPEN.exe

But i opened the file and then gps activated and then a game called NoEscape opened, it was hyper realistic mario 64 and then my nintendo 64 turned on and in the corner of my eye i saw it said with bloody text NO ESCAPE and then i jump out the window and ran, i ran 9 hours to the airport and flew to mexico, but it was my worst mistake ever because there was in the plane a cd that said EViL2014 and i brought it with me and put it in the xbox 360 and then a game opened called EViL 2014, i played a little, it was very scary with jumpscare and scary dark room and baldi and granny and sonic.exe and jeff the killer and then a gun appear and i headshot everyone and i win it