( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).sexe

I once was browsing my new awesome computer with a new keyboard. I was on the Deepest of deep webs. Ya know, the stuff with all the stuff! Anyway, I found a guy called VintageXxX. He had a link which said www.downloadawsomegame.net. before I did anything, I searched the guy up. I got 1980's porn :(. So I clicked on the link and got onto a page which said download. I clicked and got up to a game, fast download. It was called ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .sexe. It was a very scary game, filled with jumpscares and jumpscares and scary dark rooms and jumpscares. Finally it said I completed the game! But suddenly, a skeleton popped out of my computer and he had a chainsaw with the words "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).sexe" I said "HOW CAN A CHAINSAW HAVE WORDS" but the skeleton held me hostage. He forced me to suicide so I suicided and I came back to life and I kicked the skeletons head off. But then he kicked my head off and I dieded.

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