A Rollercoaster

Derek, my friend, was a rollercoaster FANATIC.

Only he would want to make rollercoasters when we played Mario Goes To The Supermarket For Juice.

Once he told me a tale of horror on a rollercoaster calling 'The Yelling Tree'.

TURN AWAY IF YOU ARE EASILY SPOOKED. THIS IS YOUR FIRST AND ONLY WARNING.

"Don't you think rollercoasters are for babies, Derek?" Mr. Late Leeks asked Derek.

"Oi ya cunt kangaroos n shit" Derek stepped back in pure shock from what had been said.

"Oh, I forgot you're Mr. Australian." Late Leek sassily said like NATE FROM SCHOOL STOP SHOWING PEOPLE MY WATTPAD YOU BITCH

"Talk more ya cheeky cunt!" He yelled.

SPOOK END

My face turned red, I asked if that was a real story.

"OI YEAH IT WAS YA CUNT" Derek responded like an Australian stereotype, even though he visited there to see his grandma in 4th grade one time.

Two can play at this game, I thought.

"How didn't you get spooked?" I asked him.

"EH I DONT KNOW YA CUNT" He screeched kind of like when you stub your little toe on a couch.

"Really? He's upstairs you lying piece of shit." I snarkily said.

"FUCK OFF" Derek was pissed off at me, so I left his house.

U might be thinking, how is this even scary?

Cameron, his brother, texted me right after that.

"Kane pick me up I'm FRE EZIN G".

"Even the stupidest know what happened next..." The man said.

"What, the reader read the first letter of every line?" Susie asked.

"Susie, that's just stupid! Nobody would do that!" Everyone yelled at her BEFORE HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD POURED OUT OF HER

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Credited to TootinRootinLasagna 

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