A theory to make you go POSTAL

Have you ever heard of Postal?

Postal is a popular Game series known for being highly offensive while still being considered funny by many.

Postal consist of a trilogy, Postal, Postal 2, and Postal 4.

However, in the darkest depths of hell, there exist ANOTHER postal game.

Postal 3

Known for being neither offensive nor funny, Postal 3's humor is the perfect example of what happens when I'm put on stage during a comedy night.

However, have you ever wondered why, well, heed this tale my friend, as it could explain everything.

As we know, in Postal 4s ending, Mr. Dude meets his father, Mr. Dude. Postal dude's dad, the Postal Dude, is very old, and probably suffers from schizophrenic delusions.

Notice how the Postal dude's outfit in Postal 3 is brown instead of black or purple.

Guess what the Postal dudes father wears.

Now what happened was That the Postal dude's father was chilling one day, and then the schizophrenia kicked in.

What happened was that he saw the events of postal 3, and fearing the worse, wanted to stop it.

Now, as we know, Edensin is a town that is quite futuristic, considering the VR headsets and sentient televisions.

What if the father went back in time, and started the events of Postal one to get rid of Postal 3.

Of course, he didn't know how to stop it, so his best solution was to purge everything and everyone, hoping at least something would change to make sure the horrid hellscape his brain had envisioned didn't become reality.

Fortunately, he was successful, and Postal 3 went from a horrid reality to simply a bad dream.

And that, your honor, is why I killed all those people, to save the timeline.

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