Andthenahyperrealisticskeletonpoppedout.exe

I'm a big Trollpasta fan. It's been my passion to contribute and add to the abundance of pastas that get kicked around innocently. I have always liked the genres "Hyper-realistic" and "And then a skeleton popped out". They hold the "Random is funny" rule, but they're always a good laugh to get out of.

One day, I was eating some leftovers at Burger King while playing with my hyper-realistic PATRIXXX doll that I had made out of computer parts when an old man, most likely homeless, offered me a Playstation 2 disc cover, with paper replacing the cover. It said "Human Skeleton System" on it. I reluctantly grabbed it from him, and opened the case. It was a blank disc, that had a "Windows Compatibility" sticker on it. Beside it was a... pentagram signed in marker? I laid it as a signature mistake and went home anyway.

I inserted the CD into my hard drive before restarting my computer for an update. After the update was finished downloading, my computer seemed slow. Each time it lost ten frames, the screen became distorted and static played louder and louder. Pentagrams appeared here and there. I was beginning to lose faith in what I have done.

Once I had begun to experience hearing loss in my right ear, The satanic program inside my computer opened a webpage. It was a hyper-realistic skeleton on a blank screen. It looked droopy and depressed as it sat on the nothingness. Bodies exploded into giblets of gore beside the skeleton. It looked at me for long time...

And then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out.

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