Assumptions
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Assumptions
Mr. Charrie woke up one morning and went downstairs. His wife, Mrs. Charrie was still asleep. But he knew that. Mr. Charrie was smiling awfully brightly today. He waltzed into the kitchen, and grabbed a knife, and fork. We went upsiars and
said "Good morning Alice!" Alice was Mrs. Charrie's first name. Mrs. Charrie woke up and rubbed her dreary eyes. "I'm gonna make breakfast, but I forgot how to hold a knife." Her husband said. "Here, I'll make breakfast." Mrs. Charrie replied. She got up, and made breakfast. Then nothing scary happened ever. EVER.
