Attack of the cheese
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Do you know where cheese came from? What! Cheese don't come from cows. . . Cheese are monsters! They crawl out of your toilet and go into your fridge. That's not the worst part! They try to control your brain! As you eat them, they try to climb up to your brain. Luckily, they never get to reach your brain. But one day, they will get to your brain. And when they do weird things will happen. Justin beiber will be the president of America. A skeleton will pop out. And much more! So never trust cheese. Not even the yummy kind.
