Average Debate
"Thank you for having me on, my first question would be what are your thoughts on women's rights to have an abortion?"
Debater: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that there's a GREAT REPLACEMENT?"
Reporter: "...Sir, that's- not-"
Debater: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"
Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"
Debater: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to the UNIVERSITY of LIFE, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"
Reporter: (silence)
Debater: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."
(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)
"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."
Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Sir, this is ridiculo-"
(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing)
All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"
(The 'debate king' shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"
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