BO2 Zombies: The Curse of the B2R3
Actual Title: BO2 Zombies: The Curse of the B23R
So, enjoy this, uhh, not masterpiece…
I love first-person shooters and other games like that. I own every one of them fr. Really. LOL.
From the badass graphics to the relatable characters. Yes. Very last element.
I love every element of those games. Espeically the gameplay.
Not to mention, my gamertag is XxProDoucheXx… which is weird for me anyways.
Speaking of Gamertags, I own a XBOX360. Which is unrelated, I know.
I own a lot of games on that system.
However, I'll never touch one game.
Black Ops 2…
And you may be wondering, why?
Well, I'll tell ya.
So, it started with me going to a flea market in my local area.
I saw a man who looked old.
On the table in front of him was his son's game that he didn't want, Black Ops 2.
I walked up to the nice old man.
"Hello, sir, may I buy this product?" I said.
"Uhh, sure, it's free, but, I must warn you, this game is not the same as any of those other games you played, because it's an untested version." He said, with a creepy smile, and his eyes were rolled back up into this head.
I took the game home.
I went up to my very cool room and I popped into my XBOX360.
It started.
It took me right to the title screen.
It seemed normal.
I noticed that where was only one opition.
Zombies…
So, I pressed start and I was instantly in the map, Mob of the Dead, one of my favs, in fact.
However, the graphics were a downgrade, for sure. Looked like they were were made in MS Paint.
When I killed a zombie, hyper-realistic blood came out.
So, yeah.
That kinda scared me.
But, I thought it was just a texture error/glitch and I pressed on.
I noticed all of the doors were open.
"That's strange…" I said to myself.
This didn't feel right.
So, I decided to try to feed the first dog.
Then, I saw my beloved on the wall.
The B23R…
However, it was free.
This was weird, because I thought that it costed money!
I must've been tripping balls or smoking some bad shit.
But, I wasn't.
How strange.
So, I decided to shot the gun.
I realised.
It had infinite ammo!
Then, Richtofen started to talk to me.
"Help, please!" He screamed in agony as I heard a needle pierce his skin and then he died.
I ignored it.
Then, some crazy stuff started to happen.
The zombies were gone.
As if they were already killed.
I realised I was playing as Stülunger.
However, my score was capped at, believe it or not, 666!
That is the devil's number!
I was shocked.
Then, I started to move, and I was trapped against the jail cell door, with no away of purchasing it.
There was now a glowing orb in the centre of the room.
As I approached it, I felt scared.
Then, a zombie face appeared on the screen and it screamed.
And I was jumpscared!
"Heh, must've been an Easter Egg." I said.
It was not a Easter Egg.
The floors were now gone.
And I was stuck, floating in the air.
The zombies approached.
They all had horrific expressions as they unhinged their jaws.
My mouth gaped.
The sheer audcity of these dopey-eyed zombies!
I was scared.
The dogs appeared.
Then, they started to spin in a pentagram shape.
Brutus appeared.
With a hoard of undead zombies behind him.
(Note: Zombies are undead, right?).
Oops!
Got a little sidetracked!
But, anyways.
Thw B23R was now a black box.
Because the texture was missing.
The textures started to corrupt.
And many things were, very creepy.
The music was in a lower intervial, almost making a humming sound.
There were suddenly flashes of lightning.
Slowly filling the room, there was pus.
Then, it vanished, leaving a smell of rotting meat in its wake.
And I could smell it througb the screen and it was like I was at a 4D Exprience!
By that, I mean a 4-D Exprience.
See?
There was then a bunch of whispering.
There was a bunch of zombies running towards.
Then, the Round number was apparently Round 159-528-662.
However, THAT is my I.P Address!
How did it know where I live?
Then, the game crashed.
A message appeared.
"Beware the curse of the B23R and also, you're next."
I was shocked.
So, I did what I had to do.
I put the game in my secret box and I hid it forever.
I never played it again.
Written by TheBigLG
Content is available under CC BY-SA
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