Batman.exe
DISCLAIMER: This is a parody of Sonic.exe, so this story is BOUND to be fake and just completely laughable, except for me liking The Lego Batman Movie and owning Lego Worlds and liking Batman, Legos, and movies in general.
Story
If there are 3 things I like, it's Batman, movies, and Legos. So when I heard about The Lego Batman Movie, I was pumped. Apparently, people have been saying it's the Best Movie of 2017 (for now). I have seen the movie and it just matched everyone's opinion of the movie. Some time later, The Lego Batman Movie Videogame (not sure this exists yet, because this story is fake) came out, and I did not bother playing the game because I had other things I needed to do. Then, something happened...
It was a nice weekend. I was trying to recreate Mordor (from Lord of the Rings) and Sauron (also from Lord of the Rings) with Legos, which did not go so well. But I did not mind, as I thought, "Ehh, close enough." when I looked at my hilariously pathetic recreation of Sauron. Then, my mom came in. She had a note in her hand and Hotel Transylvania 2 in the other. I said hi to her. She said hi back. I asked her what she had in her hand. She said she got 3 things in the mail. She gave me that Lego City Airport set I have always wanted, Hotel Transylvania 2 (the only time I have seen this movie is when it was in theaters. At least, by the time this pasta was made), and a note from my best friend. I don't remember getting that note. I opened the envelope which had the note and read it.
"There's no time to explain. Destroy the disc I have sent you. He will stalk you once you have finished it. He will wait until you are in complete darkness and then he will..."
I just shrugged the note off. He was probably playing some stupid prank on me. I looked at the disc which came with the envelope. It was completely black except it had white words that said "Batman.exe." I then knew this was The Lego Batman Movie Videogame. I saw the normal disc when I was with another friend of mine at a middle school party. Having nothing else to do, I inserted the game into my Xbox One. It showed The Lego Batman Movie Videogame's title screen and it just seemed normal. But when I started the game, I saw the title screen change to something I expected for a split second. Gotham City looked like an abandoned city, the citizens were lying on the floor dead (NOT BIG SURPRISE), and Batman looked more menacing. His mask's eyes were black with pupils that were crimson red and resembled the eyes of a snake. After 15 seconds, it took me to a character select screen. I noticed Batman was not there (what did you expect?). The only characters in the character select screen were Richard Grayson (A.K.A. Robin), Barbara Gordon, and Alfred. I noticed that Barbara and Alfred had lock signs over them, meaning I had to play as Robin for now. Once I selected him, I heard Batman laughing. It was the same laugh he made in the original movie when he watched that relationship comedy, but it was slowed down to the point where it sounded demonic. The screen went black.
After 10 seconds, the screen came back again to show Robin inside the Batcave. He was looking around nervously. There was nothing in there except for all the usual gadgets Batman keeps. The music consisted of constant piano bashing played in reverse (because music becomes a thousand times more chilling when it's played in reverse!). I guided Robin up the hall. So far, nothing TOO scary was happening, right? Then, as Robin kept walking, blood started dripping from the ceiling. It was not the kind of blood you would make out of dark red Lego bricks, either. It was REALISTIC blood. The reversed piano music slowed down a bunch. then I saw Batman standing, with his back facing Robin. Then, the music stopped. Robin stepped forward slowly to Batman as static started playing louder as Robin got closer (you can see where this is going, right?). When he touched Batman, he turned around and faced Robin. Batman looked like the one on the title screen. Then, the screen went black. I then heard Batman speak. "Let's do some father-and-son bonding time together, shall we?"
I was like, "What the?" Then, the screen showed Robin inside the entryway to Wayne Manor. Robin looked more terrified than ever. The entry was longer than it should be. I made Robin walk forwards. Then, after 30 seconds of walking, that EVIL Batman flashed onto the screen a bunch of times with that same laugh I heard in the character select screen. Then, Batman was right behind Robin, getting closer and closer as the pitch of the music rose. When Batman touched Robin, it became dead silent. Then, Batman appeared before Robin, looking as demonic as ever. Then, Batman lunged at Robin, who let out a bloodcurdling scream as the screen cut to black. "Man, this game really wants to go for the scare factor, huh?" I thought to myself as Batman said, "You have made a bad choice."
Then, it went back to the character select screen. When I looked at Robin, I was shocked. He looked absolutely terrible! His costume was shredded, his mask (or rather his glasses) was cracked, and Robin's eyes were nothing but giant black circles with blood coming out of them (Max and Ruby 0004, anyone?). I could not select Robin again, so I moved on to Barbara. Once I selected her, that gosh darn laugh played again as the screen cut to black. 10 seconds pass, and it shows Barbara inside Arkham Asylum. The music was just a heart beating mixed with spooky ambience. She looked rather creeped out. I moved Barbara forwards, not knowing what to expect. Once she made it to the x-ray chamber, Batman appeared in front of her. Then, static appeared. After 5 seconds, a message popped up. It said, "HeLlO tHeRe, BaRbArA!" I was creeped out by this point. Then, the screen came back with Barbara inside The Joker's cell with that sick Batman freak approaching her. I was still able to control Barbara. When Batman touched her, nothing happened. So I made Barbara punch Batman, who teleported to another corner of the cell. After 10 punches, Barbara fell to the ground, weeping. After 8 seconds, Batman appeared in front of Barbara. He
