Batman Strip Club - The Film

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Batman and Robin are walking through the mall when they find the Joker dragging an old lady into the strip club. Batman throws the Joker into the building's electrical room. Batman peeks in and sees the joker stripping the old lady while she struggles and tries to keep him from taking all her clothes. When Batman sees that the Joker has stripped and tied the old lady's arms and legs to the chair's arms, he realizes that the joker is doing all of this to a hooker for Batman's benefit. The Joker pulls out a gun and attempts to kill Batman. However, Batman is able to defeat the joker and throws him into the table saw. Batman then leaves with Robin, locking the joker in the strip club.

Scene 4 – "The Cave"

The Joker has escaped the prison and is now living in Batman's basement. Batman is sitting on the couch and smiling at a picture of him and Robin. He starts to talk about his new job as Batman and how he feels strong enough to go out on a routine patrol. Batman continues to talk, but the Joker interrupts him. He speaks about Batman being a father to Robin, claiming that Batman is putting Robin into danger by sending him to do a simple trip to the joker's cave. The Joker tells Batman to strip naked and dance around on a chair while the joker beats him with a pipe. Batman does as the Joker says, but then proceeds to strip his own pants and walk around the chair while the joker beats Batman with a pipe. When the joker stops beating Batman, he gives Batman his jacket back, revealing Batman's uniform underneath.

Scene 5 – "Merry Gotham"

Batman and Robin are at the club. Batman has found the joker's hideout in a strip club, now stripping and playing strip poker with the joker. The joker's thug stops Batman from playing the strip poker, claiming that the joker has used all of the cards. Batman proceeds to strip naked and then tries to win the strip poker game. When the joker loses, Batman leaves him for the Joker to use as a test subject.

The Joker pulls out a joker bat from under a couch cushion. When Batman grabs the bat, the joker grabs Batman's hand and starts to pull the fingers off Batman's hand and arm. Batman attempts to slap the joker, but the joker stops him and fights him with a series of punches. Batman is able to grab the joker's jaw and force him to loosen the grip of his jaw, as he calls Batman a "ringer", making it obvious that the joker is in fact Batman's long lost enemy, the joker. The joker starts to laugh and tells Batman that if Batman fights him, he will rip out his ear. He grabs Batman's ear and pulls it out of his head, laughing loudly. When Batman gets back to the cave, Batman strips off his clothes and drops them into the joker's bag. Batman then walks down to the club's basement and enters the basement, dropping the bag into a room with a saw in the middle. Batman stomps on the chair, using the joker's lock to open it. He proceeds to strip off the joker's clubbing clothes and jumps up on the steel strip bar. Batman proceeds to strip and perform a strip dance on the joker's strip pole. He stands up on the pole and completes the strip dance. Batman grabs hold of the pole and pulls himself up off of the pole. The strip pole turns into a joker bat, which appears and pulls Batman out of the club and onto the strip club's stage. The strip club's owner appears and lures Batman out of the club, to the joker's club.

Scene 6 - "jokers joke"

The joker pulls Batman into the joker's club strip club. Batman is stripped naked, wearing a joker bat costume with a small strip club bat on his chest. The joker tells Batman "end the line of Gotham I shall anarchy this place" The Joker pulls off a joker move and jokes over the stripper pole bat. Batman opens a cigarette packet and drinks 3 cigars as the Joker jokes at him manically. Batman grabs the jokers shoe and pulls it off revealing a joker toe to his dismay, he realises that the entirety of the joker is a joke and proceeds to call him a "joker". Batman pulls out his bat gun and fires at the jokers goons who are hiding behind the joker pole, but the joker makes a run for out through the wall case and into Arkham. Batman has lost the joker, and proceeds to strip dance on the bat pole.

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