BigFoot- True, Or Real?

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Rumors, and sightings of huge apelike crearures in the Pacific Northwest date to the arrival of early settlers to the region. However, the first detailed account of Bigfoot was in 1811, when an Sexplorer discovered Large amounts of Cum near the Rocky Mountains. Some Have speculated, for the cum to belong to an ancient Lewd Couple, who Often had sexual intercourse around the pacific forests....But more, have said for the cum to belong to Bigfoot, a beloved sexual figure of the Native Americans.

Bigfoots Big Hairy Ass, or Either Bigfoots big hairy dick, are some of the most adored features of this ravenous creature(s)! I can definitely See why these creatures are so loved all over this green and blue testicle!.......oh wait....

The creature is A Hoax, according to the many minds of people all over. Thatss only because, pornstars are Jelous of The Bigfoots Sex appeal!

-Bigger Dick

-Bigger Ass

-Tighter Pussy

-"Vacuum" sized mouths.

Those are just some of the reasons why, that the Bigfoot species, is the most hated, and so hated.....that they no longer exist! (According to some people)

But let me tell Ya folks....The Bigfoot creature is the best thang Eva! The End!

HAH!!! You thought that it was over? We are far from it my Idiot!

Bigfoot creatree are also true heroes. For example, Last year in Nyc A Woman by the name of Liamel Was about to get murdered by a ruthless Psychopath, by the name Jeffrey Da Killa (Black version of Jeff The Killer). At an alley, in South Bronx

Until, A mysterious figures sillohuete, was seen in the distance....watching....watching.....and more watching!

Then....He Striked! He Landed in front of the killer, and all Jeffrey could see....was a Hairy Moron with a Massive wang! Literally, Thatss how tall this hairy Dude was!

As the killer stood in fear, The hairy figure grabbed the killers head, and Stuffed his gentlemans knife, inside Jeffrey's eye socket! Thus, killing the Scoundrel, and saving the day!

The woman, relieved, Said thank you to This remarkable hero....and then....he spoke!

"Me, Bigfoot...Love Killing bad Guys with Big Ding-Dong".

the woman would respond.....

"Thank you....Big...Foot?"

She was looking at his face, and then looked down for some particular reason....

She was so intrigued, by his Large and impressive Muscle-Penis....and Wanted to give him a blow-job, as a token of her gratitude....THE END.

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