Biohazard (Resident Evil) Remake Bootleg

I am a huge fan of Biohazard (Resident Evil in America) and I wanted to rebuy Resident Evil Remake because my last CD got scratched heavily and broke (due to my carelessness), and I didn't want to spend a whole lot of money, so I went to a local swap-meet and I was looking for Remake cheap. Well I did find what I wanted, but the CD looked ugly as hell. The front picture and logo was torn up, the "R" was missing, and the "D" was half missing. I'm a very picky person and I love my CD's clean and looking brand spanking new, so I thought to myself to buy this CD. We'll it's cheap: It's only $17.00 and the ones at Gamestop cost $25.00. So I did the math and, as the cheap bastard I am, I got the beat up one. I went home as fast as I could because I was so anxious to play the game.

I popped the CD inside of my Nintendo Wii and I went to the little Gamecube Logo and I clicked start. The usual text box popped up with the "Graphic Violence and Strong Language," then it went to the part with the zombie lying on the bed, it played normally the game worked fine and I was happy about that. The intro played fine and all, but when all went bad was when the gameplay started. The dining room looked the same, the Barry dialogue was the same, but what went bad was when I went into that corridor with the zombie eating Kenneth (you know what i'm talking about), but the whole thing was different. The corridors were red and there were no doors. The window right near where the zombie eating Kenneth was gone and the door next to them was, too. I walked to the part where Kenneth and the zombie were and the cutscene played. It was the camera zooming in on the zombie with those chewing noises that sounded fairly the same as in the last game I owned. But when the camera zoomed in on the zombie, it turned around and it had missing eyes. The noise it made wasn't the same...and the noise instead was the sound of a loud screech that was so loud that it nearly made me deaf.

I was scared out of my mind. I pushed pause and I took a one minute break. After all was cool, I unpaused the game. This zombie wasn't like those slow, stupid zombies....no, it was as fast a Crimson Head and it acted like on too. I fired at the son of a bitch as much as I could, but not a damn thing happened. The zombie grabbed me and I kept shaking the analog stick left and right, but the motherfucker wouldn't budge off and Jill died. But what's weird was I didn't get the "You Are Dead" screen, but it teleported me to the front hall. I was stranding at the front hall and it had lighting as usual and it had doors for once. What sucked ass is none of the doors opened, they all said, "The door knob is broken," but as soon as I went to the door in the middle of the second floor, all of sudden the zombie broke through the damn door. I jumped twenty feet into the air and his screeching was so loud, I heard my aunt yell, "Turn that shit down!" I lowered the volume as low as I could and the zombie kept hitting Jill. I kept fighting back, but I found out that the zombie was immortal and that he couldn't die, no matter what I did. I decided that I was bored with the game and I turned it off, but when I pushed the wii's power, the game turned off. I went to my bed and I was ready to take a nap when the wii turned itself on and the game was the console was clicking the gamecube box and starting the game by iteslf. I was in shock; I literally couldn't move and it even fucking started the game by itself. I held the power button for a couple of seconds like you're supposed to, but it wouldn't turn off. I looked at the TV; it was the area I left off at...the front hall of the mansion.

I decided to give the game another shot and I picked up my gamecube controller and I started to play. I kept roaming the room for 10 minutes straight and jack shit happened. I was getting tired and bored, and I was like, "Fuck this," but then I heard a voice coming from the game. It sounded like Wesker's voice and it sounded like, "Death will not be your end." I was creeped the fuck out, and then I saw a cutscene roll in out of nowhere. It was Wesker walking up to Jill, but Wesker looked like he did in Code Veronica with the red eyes and blood all over his face. He then said, "Jill, I'm proud of you. You're as much of a stupid bitch as I thought." Jill looked at him with a curious face, as if she was thinking, "What the hell?" then Wesker pinned down Jill and he pulled out a knife and he started to cut Jill's eyes out. I was scared out of my fucking mind; What sick fuck made this shit? You can hear Wesker laughing and blood flying everywhere and Jill kept trying to fight back, but then after a minute, Jill's eyes were removed and Wesker then looked at the camera and was laughing hysterically. The game over screen came up and it said "You're Next". The game then shut itself down.

I was shocked; I never seen crazy shit like this before and I kept thinking about that "You're Next" game over screen. It wouldn't get out of my head. I kept telling myself that it was just a joke played by punks for people who bought this shit, but still. What kind of games that are pranks cost $17:00 and say "You're Next." I just wanted to get this off of my chest and it feels so good to do that. What's creeping me out is that that its 3:00 am outside as I'm typing this right now I see a silhouette of a figure right now out my window. It looks a lot like Wesker and it looks like he is holding a small knife.

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