Black Christmas (2001)

Hi, my name is Jeff... and I found lost footage for a cancelled remake of Black Christmas, that was planned for the year 2001... I will now explain what happens in the footage...readers discretion is advised.

The footage starts with static, before clearing up a bit...however it was fuzzy... It starts with a close up of a man entering the bathroom, in a all black spandex suit; with a long cape...and Party City Batman mask, with its ears cut-off.... the man was being played by Matthew Lillard. The VHS with the footage came with a cast list, and their roles.. Matthew was playing the role of a character called... "Man".... Matthew looked around, what seemed to be a Walmart bathroom, as the lights were flickering; and the sound of a mentally retarded man screaming could be heard, slapping something on the wall.

The sound came from the stall at the other end of the bathroom, as Matthew walked closer to the stall; walking around to avoid a turd in the middle of the floor of the room. Soon, Matthew reached the stall; and slowly opened the door...the camera would panel to a man...dressed up in a chicken costume, facing the wall...he had his penis out; slapping it on the wall with his own thrusts against the wall...soon the disturbed man stopped screaming; and turned to look at Lillard...the face turned to Lillard paused, as you can see his face under the cowl; was a face of shock, confusion, and disgust. As the camera turned back to the man, and with an autistic scream; the man ran towards Matthew in an attempted to attack him. Lillard proceed to fight the chicken man, pulling out a gun at the end of the fight; and using it to shot the chicken man dead.

Soon Lillard would get knocked out by a baseball bat. As it was revealed the figure who knocked Lillard out was some random femboy furry, with large surgically implanted boobs. That was 2D animated. The femboy furry then proceed to take their closes off, as it was revealed this was the femboy furry's plan; to capture their senpai "Man". The scene ended with the furry violating Lillard; as then static covered the screen... and the VHS ended.

But that was not the most scary part; as after I was done barfing with the disgust of what I had seen, I turned to see the 2012 version, of The Black Bat; as he then knocked me out.

The End

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