Bob the Killer
i was a big fan of Bob the Builder, but now I fucking HATE THE SHOW NOW! Why? Read more to find out.
one time, I went online stores to find Bob the builder dvds, but found nothing when looking there, I looked on eBay and Amazon and found nothing, nothing fucking at all!
it pissed the shit out of me but I found a dvd called Bob the builder do not watch dvd, I bought it as it cost only one Penny, yup yup, only one Penny.
one weak later it came, I played the dvd and it immediately started with the intro but it had blood everywhere in it, I thought it was a glotch and ignored it, it played the first part where the machines were all talking to each other about a building job about building a building that Bob needs to build, dizzy stated that she was a whiz at building, when Bob came out, he looked really sad and announced to the machines that they were going bankrupt, the machines had the look of sadness on their faces and they began to cry, it sounded so realistic when they cried, after that, Bob went back inside and went from angry to fucking mad, he said "I will fucking kill every single thing on earth, my dream job is now crushed", then he got a RPG and shot it at the machines, who had no time to react and they all exploded.
the episode ended after that and i was so scared I pissed my pants and now it's smells really badly.
shortly after that, I heard on the news that a crazy man was killing lots of people near my neighbourhood, they said that he was a builder who had tons of construction tools and weapons that he was using against the people he was killing, not even the military could kill him, he was just too powerful, he killed nearly entire neighbourhood and every animal in there too.
this sounded bad because I was going down to Poundland that evening to get a pot of Pringles, but I decided to go anyways. when I went down the streets, I saw a builder in front of me, he said "going somewhere Tom?", I was fucking frightened that he knew my name, he then tried to tackle me and I ran away to my home, he then broke the front door and yelled that he was going to kill me, me and my family went to go and hide with each other to avoid getting killed, but the builder found us and he killed my entire fucking family aside from me, he ripped out their skulls, cut off their organs and drilled their private parts, instead of killing me, he just punched me and we had an epic battle that was like a super smash bros battle, I lost though and i was beginning to die, but the last thing I realised before I did die scared so badly I couldnt believe it but it was true, the builder was Bob.
Written by JigglypuffGuy04
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