Bon Jovi lost album
I was always a huge diehard fan of Bon Jovi, i loved him to death, I would bought every of album from them on vinyl and cd and whenever I would masturbate, i would always scream the lyrics to "it's my life" cuz that really is my life. but now i won't ever listen to them ever again Becuase I discovered an album that made me hate them.
One time, I was looking on my gmail and I found a letter from Bon Jovi thanking me for being a fan and they said they would sented me a new album cd unreleased. i trusted it and told them to ship it. it shipped to me. the cd was completely empty. so was a case, But i still played. the first track sounded normal, well, kind of, it sound like a song that Bon Jovi would make a years prior ago called "always", but it sound depress and sad that it make me cry, it's the saddest song I ever herd and it made me cry even more than yoko ono. second one sounded weird, it was a very creepy song because it was about bon Jovi singing about how he supports satan, im not even a Christian but it still scared the fucking shit out of my god damn ass. third track was even creepier, it involved Bon Jovi crying, but it's was not fake cry, it was real cry, i cry too. fourth track had depressing music that didn't even sound like it was from Bon Jovi themselves and instead sound like a generic horror royalty song from a YouTube song on YouTube video. and it had Bon Jovi crying even more. fifth track, Bon Jovi wasn't crying anymore, instead there was dead silence, until a minit later I flantently herd a whispering saying "help me pleaze I an trapped". the sixth and final track was the scary one of all, it was a whole track involved Bon Jovi making a very very very very very long long long long long long talk, he said "life is a cruel place and I don't not wanna be in it any more, by the next day i will commit a suicide and kill myself so no 1 will ever see mii agian, by by everyone", and then a gunshot was heard and then a giant screamer was heard which made me jumped out the chair and fall on the floor traumertised, and then my CD player died and the cd was found snapped in half when i open CD player.
Written by JigglypuffGuy04
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