Bugsnax: The Pirated Copy
Hi, my name is Sophia. You probably know me, and I am a huge fan of Bugsnax. I wanted to get the game one day, but I didn't have the money. So, I bought it off the Epic Games store without telling anyone. Then, when it was done, I booted up the game. It started normal, with the opening cutscene, "2 weeks earlier" video and scene with Clumby.
Then, I got to the Flavor Falls, which was normal. Filbo was lying on his back in pain as usual. I talked to him and it was the same as normal. Then, I caught the Strabby, then 2 more and a Rootle and fed them to him.
But then when it was time for him to say "you're the Journalist!", he cut himself off and said "Wait, you're no journalist... You're... You're a pirate!" I was shocked. I was surely no pirate. But Filbo knew my ways. I didn't pay because I had no money.
Filbo then got mad and yelled at me. He said: "If you wanted this game, then you should have bought it with your own money! I don't care if you had no money or not, it is illegal to buy a game without paying for it! Now look what you did! I'm going to take you to the expedition team, and they are NOT going to be pleased with your devious actions, stupid pirate!"
Then I was taken to a black screen with all the Grumpuses looking angrily at me. Soon, a purple Grumpus with white hair stepped up to me and started throwing insults at me. I felt shocked. Filbo then appeared, but he looked scary. He had black soulless voids for eyes with red pupils, and his eyes were bleeding. He had an underbite with 3 sharp teeth. He was wearing a string necklace with an upside down cross, and the "MAYOR" on his sash was crossed out and replaced with "YOUR KING".
Then it showed a horrific scene in the beta fashion. A few Grumpuses were standing around the campfire with black bleeding eyes, and their arms spread out. A pentagram could be seen under the fire. Filbo was there with the same features as before. There was an apparent quest that was "YOUR CROWNLESS KING!: OBEY FILBO.EXE". I was shocked and I felt cold. The music was "The Null Desert" by Chinelin. It stayed on screen for 4 to 5 minutes before it finally crashed and shut off.
I felt cold. I reported it to Young Horses, and never bought games without paying ever again.
Credited to Sophia193ALT
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