C Kronk
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My name is sempaimasternekitokawai2007, and I was at home playing video games on my rebuilt Nintendo with integrated chip, I was alone as usual and decided to see what was new on television, I immediately changed to the Televisa channel, I was hoping to find an episode of the family pluche, but since it was one in the morning, they only showed the typical commercials of old fat women who lose weight in 30 seconds doing I don't know what shit, I decided to watch the programmed programming and I found something surprising:
At two in the morning an episode called C Kronk was scheduled, I had never heard anything about it, I only remember seeing the Kronk Follies movie but I had never heard anything similar to what was already mentioned. Immediately the program started in a slightly unusual way, Kronk was dancing in a very provocative and exciting way, my penis was about to explode due to the accumulation of pheromones in my alien reproductive system. I decided to record a little and this is what happened:
"I met her in a taxi, on the way to the club, I met her in a taxi, on the way to the club, I stop it, the taxi" (a fucking song)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WAS VERY SCARED, KRONK STOP DANCING AND LOOKED AT ME WITH A LOT OF HATE, I SIMPLY STARTED TO CRY AND ASK FOR HELP WITHOUT REALIZING KRONK WAS IN FRONT OF ME WITH A THREATENING LOOK, I WAS DEFENSELESS BEFORE SUCH A CHARACTER, AT THAT MOMENT I CAME TO THE GUIDE WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT WAS NOTHING MORE AND NOTHING LESS THAN THE PACHA, HE TOLD ME:
"Stay away my friend, this will be a duel to the death with knives"
The battle began, Kronk demonstrated his superiority by dancing tectonic, El Pacha performed an ultra cool step, the entire neighborhood exploded, El Pacha and Kronk disappeared, the entire city was destroyed due to the great legendary fight of these two characters.
After that, I didn't say anything more about Pacha and Kronk, I'm telling you this from the tax morgue where they are taking my guts out, never watch porn at 2 in the morning, take care of yourselves memeenmmamambf
I have a metrosexual boyfriend, he uses extensions, he doesn't stop combing his hair, he has to look in all the mirrors, he goes to the gym even at Christmas, metro metro metrosexual, metro metro metrosexual.
The END
Credited to The Kasaneru
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