Candle Cove Lost Epesode
Ok so i used to wach this show called Candle Cove but i found out later in live that it was just a spoopy hallucination that I had because my mom gave me LSD to sedate me when i was a child. At least that's what I USED to think!
ok so let me tell you who I am my name is Charles Styles and I work for a company called Mystery Diners and I have resently been reserching Candle Cove and I foudn out it was NOT aa hallusination an I AM NOT CRAZY. but someone sent me a link 2 a video on the dark web and after waching the Liberty Mutual ad (by the way on the dark web Doug brutally murders the ostritch thing and sells him on the chinese market for bitcoin) anyway the vidyo was after d skreemin epesode and it was revealed that they were screaming because they where playing "Feed the Woods" (i mean technically they were pirates and so they were playing "Feed the Sea" so whateves) anyway Great tentacles and maws of C'Shan appeared and the tape cut off. i was skared but i had 2 find out more! the curiosity just killed me (NOT CLECHE SHUT UP!)
i got a email from someone on d dark web dat said "i hear youre interested in finding out more yes?" it gave me an adress in East Carolina so i went. i arrive and it was a creepy old house that had a buncho of scarecrows at the front of it for some weird reason i went inside and seen that there werhe no doors or windows or furniture just a extreamely thin old man rocking back and fourth in the fetal position.
I said "excuse me I am here about candle cove" "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed "Don't say it dont think it!" and he died of heart attack i looted him and he had a key to the attic and 2 copper. i went up to the attic and unlock th dor and i seen that all the props where up there from the show except 4 the skin taker 1 so i was find a old vhs tape that said "LOST EPESODE WATCH IF U DARE!" on it i took it home and watdched it.
I started out normally and i seen that this time th littl girl was dead and they where useing her dead body as a ragdol puppet. the more they flaailed it around it looked like the more it would bleed. I got so scared i threw up everywear and i realized something i had never noticed before about the skiin taker. He looked exactly like Kel'Thuzad from WoW, and he wasn't a puppet. he floated on camera and said "Oh hello interloper, if u r waching this than you uncovered the sekret and you know 2 much... RUN" he then started commin out of the screen so i ran.
its been 3 days and i've been living with my gramama in the nursing home. the staff keep telling me to leave but they don't have KelThuzad after them! Patrixx appered and said "Game over lol time 2 face the music" i said "NO!" but he said "Yes" i died of lead injection (otherwise known as a bullet)
i respawned as pirate percy in the Candle Cove Senimatic Universe and I said "I'm not going inside" laughingstock said "You're pirate percy not pirate pussy go inside" i sadi "NO!" he said "don't make me laugh at you" i said "laugh all you want lol" he went "hahahahahah soisoisoisoi" i said "K so i'm not going anywhere" Patrixx appeared and siad "The brainwashing WILL continue" i said "No It wont Goodbye" Patrixx then gorow giant hand so that he could grab me up and put me in a spooky cave and insde i seen Horrace Horrable he said "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! HelOOOOOOOO!" i said "You're dead to me ok?" he said "That's not very nice! IN fact that's horrible!" Kel'Thuzad gonna have to teach u some manners Kel'Thuzad gave me a book caled "HOW TO NO SUCK" he yelled "READ INTERLOPER!" i sadi "NO!" he then grab book and started beating me with it. i said "FINE!" he siad "2 l8 ur gunna die now!" so i died. blood went everywhere, the usual.
when i respawned i threw up just because of the amount of blood. (Sorry I've never seen blood before) i then realized that I was reincarnated as the old man from earlier and i was skared and then the scarecrows outside the house came to life and this time they had skin all over them. they said "You did this!" i said "No son, it was Patrixx he does everything!" they said "No Patrixx does not exist" "WHAAAT!" i shouted and they where taking turns spankng me when they where done i was rocking back and fourth in the fetal position cause my bottom hurt real bad. then Patrixx came into the house just watching me. after a while he said "I'm here about Candle Cove" i said "Patrixx no, I'm not doing this loop thing where you're the old me or whatever" a kid then came in (apparently didn't see Patrixx) and was wondering abou the lost epesode. I said "No son, don't say it don't think it" Patrixx laughed as i realized what had just happend and i died of a heart attack (cause you know i'm old now and stuff)
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