Capitalism Minus

Capitalism Plus was a enhanced version of the game Capitalism that was released in 1996, but like a few months after the original. Now, when I was 14 in 1997 I wanted it but had no money, so I pirated it by unknown means. When I booted it up and played the tutorial, the tutorial guy had a voice 2 tones deeper, how did I know that if I never played the game before? DON'T QUESTION ME. His voice was also slightly distorted, I completed it and the title screen appeared and it said "Capitalism Minus" and the copyright thing said "©SATAN, 666" and the title screen having satanic symbols and pentagrams all over it, I just brushed it off as a glitch and started a new game, added some cities, and got into the game. I started a shop next to town square and got 2 sales places and 2 purchasing places and a advertising place, and attempted to link one of my purchasing places to a item on the docks and all I saw that I could buy and sell organs, skulls, and televisions. I thought it was just a glitch as well. I linked it to the television because I could make more money and the overall quality was better than the other items. I went to the other pier to link to see if there was anything worthwhile and if not I would do the human organs from the other pier, and saw a "Satanic Ritual Kit" at max overall quality which would be impossible this early in the game, but I started buying those so I could sell them. 5 hours later I have the whole map's economy cornered and I am essentially a kin, whenever the message "Satan has bought out your company", and I lost, the game then crashed and when I opened it up again it became un-satanic, but every time I do good in a game, I always lose and get the message "Satan has bought out your company", which isn't a way you can lose normally. On my 50th attempt, though, it changed to "Satan has banished you from playing this game for 2 years you addicted piece of trash", 2 years later the game re-opened and said "Satan has unbanished you from played this game, enjoy your day!" I became angry and went to hell to fight Satan and I won, then I traveled forward in time, and I am now the richest man on the planet.

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